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I like to fish but I don't like to bait the hook or touch the fish. And I don't like fish.
So, you just like reeling in the suckers. That's okay, I do, too. But I have to do all the other crappy stuff myself.
Placed an ad last week:
Wanted: Good Woman
who can gut & clean fish, bait hook,
dig for worms, sane for minnows & shad,
wade out after lost lures, wash dog,
keep house, pay bills, cook real good,
agrees with my Good Republican Politics
and who has at least a 14-ft boat with
gasoline motor/trolling motor.
Please send photo of boat.
Ya' know, I haven't had one reply to my ad. Imagine that? (^:{