Caption these two Urbane men at the LA Lakers Game Sharing Easter Thoughts on World Issues

Agence France Presse ^ | April 20, 2003 | wire staff

[ewing]

Jack, do you really dress yourself when you go out of the house? Youre crimpin my Miller Lite T-shirt style!

[PokeyJoe]

Oh yeah? Well, I've peed for 6 six minutes straight. Don't be telling me you have to go to the restroom. Heck, you don't need to go to the restroom. You're a star. The damn restroom has to come to you. Jeeeez.

[ewing]

ROTFLOL!!

[oyez]

The guy on the right sort of looks like the liberal lawyer charactor Jack played in "Easy Rider".

[Nick Danger]

The truth? I didn't know the truth. Nobody did. I made the whole thing up.

[ewing]

I guess they don't have coat hangers at the Staples Center.

[ewing]

Ok, in the 'Anger Management' sequel...I will be your anger buddy after you (Jack) are thrown in the actors prision for choosing bad scripts!

[hometoroost]

"I know you're having fun Adam but I want to watch the World Series."

[Ipse Dixit]

I guess they don't have coat hangers at the Staples Center.

Maybe they will if Staples Center ever relocates to Minnesota.

[Welsh Rabbit]

"I'm getting paid to wear these shoes. What's with the sweat pants?"

[ewing]

Youre probably right, with all of the camera time Jack gets on the bench he could sign his own six figure shoe contract.

[Rasputin_TheMadMonk]

"Listen Jack, before I take you out again, you are going to have to get rid of the fairy shoes. I AM trying to play to the straight white men out there."

"Whats the matter Adam, are you ashamed of me?"

[Hildy]

One's an actor, and the other is the luckiest white guy in America.

[ewing]

Jack looks like he has a formal dinner jacket on over a sweatshirt, sneakers and khakis...nice touch

[ewing]

I dont consdier myself lucky after walking out of 'Anger Mannagement'-90 minutes of my life I can never get back.. (but it was free)

[Welsh Rabbit]

Jack looks like he has a formal dinner jacket on over a sweatshirt, sneakers and khakis...nice touch

It may be a clever disguise. I know if I saw Jack walking around in that outfit, I'd probably think, "Hey, that crazy homeless guy sort of looks like Jack Nicholson."

[Flyer]

("If Jack ever finds out Miller pays me to wear this shirt when I sit next to him he's gonna kill me")

[expatpat]

Well, the Mr. Schmidt script was a good choice.

[Hildy]

Was the movie that bad. I just don't get Adam Sandler. He was ok on Saturday Night Live, but his movies are SO SO stupid.

[lilylangtree]

"Now, Adam, my boy! Listen up! You put your face in the broken door. Watch out for the splinters. Put this bizarre look in your eyes. Think Jacques Chirac. Then yell "HHHeeerrreee'sss Johnny!"