The ones that would be best suited to that type of stuff are mostly in Waco, San Antonio and Houston. They would come if I called. But, there would probably be blood spilled. Don't know how well that would work for my job.
Would help career longevity. What about a guy friend to pose as your other half? Make the kid think you're attached.
I sometimes feel a little like an oddball around the homeschooling ladies, but as time goes by I find they like me anyway! They seem to find some redeeming quality in me! LOL
I got 35 orders for my pictoral directory I'm making up...WOW!