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Drifter arrested after cow assaulted
Toronto Sun ^
| 12.19.03
| TOM GODFREY
Posted on 12/20/2003 4:54:25 PM PST by Dr. Marten
Drifter arrested after cow assaulted
By TOM GODFREY, TORONTO SUN
Police call it a cowardly act against Sedala the cow at Toronto's Riverdale Farm. A Toronto man is under arrest for allegedly having sex with the pregnant Jersey cow last week and refusing to stop.
Employees at the farm on Winchester St. had to repeatedly scream at a man to dismount the animal, Toronto Police Sgt. Rita Boehm said.
Police had to be called to take the man away.
'DANGEROUS'
Employees said the man refused to dismount Sedala, claiming he was assisting the animal in giving birth.
Sedala isn't due for two months and is now recovering from the ordeal.
After the man finally dismounted, he allegedly punched an employee on the shoulder before entering a horse's stall, where he again refused to leave, police said.
"It can be particularly dangerous in a horse stable," one employee said.
Police said the man was coaxed into leaving the horse stable and then allegedly hit a worker with a beer bottle.
David Kottaris, 28, of no fixed address, has been charged with assault with a weapon and cruelty to animals.
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To: Dr. Marten
moo
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posted on
12/20/2003 4:56:45 PM PST
by
cavtrooper21
(Time for some more saber practice....)
To: Dr. Marten
This story reminds me of Hunter S. Thompson's rendition of Clinton's "Hitching Stump". I wish someone would post an exerpt from that book.
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posted on
12/20/2003 4:57:52 PM PST
by
JusPasenThru
(A man's happiness lies in his ability to develop a taste for grey hair and wrinkles.)
To: Dr. Marten
Whoa! How sick IS this?
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posted on
12/20/2003 5:00:32 PM PST
by
LibKill
(You are not sheeple. Refuse to be clipped.)
To: Dr. Marten
Good grief! There are any number of items around a cowbarn that could have been used to brain this perve. A shovel to the back of the head would have gotten his attention a whole lot better than just "screaming at him." Wow. Lot of good that did the cow.
Anybody tries to mess with any of my livestock in this fashion, he will need an EMT or an undertaker, not the police.
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posted on
12/20/2003 5:02:06 PM PST
by
AnAmericanMother
(. . . sed, ut scis, quis homines huiusmodi intellegere potest?. . .)
To: Dr. Marten
This is sick but
Sedala isn't due for two months and is now recovering from the ordeal.
How well hung was this guy if a COW has to recover from the ordeal?
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posted on
12/20/2003 5:02:19 PM PST
by
Just another Joe
(FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: mhking
this may be too gross for even a JD ping
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posted on
12/20/2003 5:02:52 PM PST
by
cyborg
To: Dr. Marten
Payback
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posted on
12/20/2003 5:03:01 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
To: Dr. Marten
Sedala must be a "stump broke cow".
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posted on
12/20/2003 5:03:07 PM PST
by
glorgau
To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
having sex with the pregnant Jersey cow last week and refusing to stopTMI! TMI!
Just damn.
If you want on the new list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...
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posted on
12/20/2003 5:03:22 PM PST
by
mhking
(It's in your home state...it's outside your front door...and it's going to eat YOU up!)
To: Dr. Marten
David Kottaris, 28, of no fixed address, has been charged with assault with a weapon and cruelty to animals.He should have had intercourse with Ms Jersey in Vermont or Massachusetts. Those states would have considered them as part of a legal civil union....
To: Dr. Marten
Hey...the man was in love. Who are we to judge his affection for livestock:) I look foward to progressive Canada addressing this law very soon.
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posted on
12/20/2003 5:03:33 PM PST
by
cwb
(ç†)
To: Dr. Marten
I think I know this guy. He was a volunteer democrat poll captain during the last election.
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posted on
12/20/2003 5:03:45 PM PST
by
whereasandsoforth
(tagged for migratory purposes only)
To: Dr. Marten
..allegedly having sex with the pregnant Jersey cow... What a slut.
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posted on
12/20/2003 5:03:50 PM PST
by
red-dawg
To: Just another Joe
One only wonders.
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posted on
12/20/2003 5:03:53 PM PST
by
cyborg
Cowpoke.
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posted on
12/20/2003 5:04:29 PM PST
by
Consort
To: cwboelter
I hope he was watching MTV and saw a spot reminding him to use a condom
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posted on
12/20/2003 5:04:53 PM PST
by
cyborg
To: Dr. Marten
Where's the beef?
To: sciencediet
I may be dumb, but I'm also slow...
I don't get the cartoon. What's the joke?
To: LibKill
Actually, sex with farm animals is not common, but not uncommon, if that makes sense.
What made me laugh was that he wouldn't stop after being ordered to. His thinking was like, "Crap. I was caught. How embarrasin'. Oh well....might as well make the the best of it."
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