"NippleGate2" with John Kerry's daughter... warning: graphic

She definitly does not belong here: Nice-tits.org

41 posted on 05/17/2004 6:16:30 AM PDT by Rebelbase

That girl is total trash! Besides being pretty ugly like her father she has to look the part too.

42 posted on 05/17/2004 7:15:44 AM PDT by areafiftyone (Democrats = the hamster is dead but the wheel is still spinning)

To: MotleyGirl70; Cagey

43 posted on 05/17/2004 7:19:21 AM PDT by Larry Lucido

To: Larry Lucido; Cagey

JERRY: Oh, volunteer work!. See that's what I like about the holiday season. That's the true spirit of Christmas. People being helped by people other than me. That makes me feel good inside. Look at what we have here. [mail]. A Christmas card from Laine. You didn't have to go to all that trouble.

ELAINE: It was no trouble. My assistant did the whole thing.

JERRY: I didn't even see the picture. How did it come out?

ELAINE: Well, you know. It's a picture?

JERRY: Oh yeah. Look at that. Looks good. Kramer did a good job.

ELAINE: Yeah, well. How hard is it to take a picture?

JERRY: ... um ...

ELAINE: What?

JERRY: Did you look at look at this picture carefully?

ELAINE: Carefully?

JERRY: Because I'm not sure and and and correct me if I'm wrong but I think I see ... a nipple.

ELAINE: What?

JERRY: Here. Take a look. What, what is that?

ELAINE: (gasps) Oh my God! That's my nipple.

JERRY: That's what I thought.

ELAINE: That's my nipple. My nipple's exposed. I sent this card to hundreds of people! My parents. My boss. Uh, Nana and Papa.

JERRY: DIDN'T YOU LOOK AT THE PICTURE?

ELAINE: Oh God I didn't notice. Oh, what am I going to do? You know your whole life you go through painstaking efforts to hide your nipple and then BOOM, suddenly hundreds of people get their own personal shot of it.

44 posted on 05/17/2004 8:17:41 AM PDT by MotleyGirl70

Best post in thread!

45 posted on 05/17/2004 9:38:28 AM PDT by Oztrich Boy ("Despise not the jester. Often he is the only one speaking the truth")

To: MotleyGirl70

46 posted on 05/17/2004 11:43:50 AM PDT by cmsgop ( It Puts The Lotion in the Basket or it gets the Hose Again........)

47 posted on 05/17/2004 12:49:42 PM PDT by cmsgop ( It Puts The Lotion in the Basket or it gets the Hose Again........)

48 posted on 05/17/2004 1:14:29 PM PDT by Rebelbase

Will we hear from Jesse Jackson berating the liberal media for trashing Black Diva Janet Jackson while silently dismissing Senator Kerry's NippleGate-II daughter just because she was in America-Hating France?

49 posted on 05/17/2004 1:48:46 PM PDT by TexasCajun

Kerry is a self centered twerp. It makes sense that his daughter's personality should mirror his.

50 posted on 05/18/2004 10:42:01 AM PDT by pompelmous

51 posted on 05/18/2004 5:39:10 PM PDT by cardinal4 (Terrence Maculiffe-Ariolimax columbianus (hint- its a gastropod.....)

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