Were Russian Planes Detonated by Al Qaeda Women Smuggling Bombs Inside Their Genitals?

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[familyop]

Ping!

[Harold Hill]

TSA announces plan to install tables and stirrups in airport checkpoints.

And you thought lines were long just having to take off your shoes!

[weegee]

I suspect these women:

Jane Fonda Takes 'Vaginas Vote' Campaign to New York

Radical feminist chic is back with a BANG.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

You've left an incredible opening for abuse by other posters, however I'll refrain. (Pun intended.)

[LibWhacker]

LOL, I HOPE they use dogs, and a little common sense: Like ethnic profiling! But who knows? We don't dare offend anybody. Line up and getch'yer free prostate exam at the counter!

[Happygal]

Ha!
That's like the teenage Palestinian girl, who turns around to her boyfriend before going out and says...'Does my bomb look big in this?' :-)

[BossLady]

Beaver Bomb Alert! :o

(Don't struggle...just drift on this one....) ;)

[TXBSAFH]

Even I have standard, they are low yes but they are there. Would you let your wife near the 1st liar.

[New Perspective]

This only means the body cavity check is coming to an airport near you. Take off your shoes, and bend over.

I have a feeling the airlines would make a killing on the San Fran to Key West route.

[Bikers4Bush]

The airlines will use the new mechanical sniffers.

They'll have people walk through a short passage that will have a low level vacuum system attatched. It'll run the collected air through a sniffer which would pick up anything.

[cyborg]

hehe!

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Bet these gals were dynamite in bed.

Reminds me of an old limerick:

A 'do-it-yourselfer' named Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina in South Carolina
And part of her anus in Dallas.

[CougarGA7]

What can I say. When some women hit that time of the month they fell like they could just explode.

[weegee]

The mission would have been postponed if it was that time of the month.

Yes but only because their menses would have invalidated their prayers (at least from what I gather at Ask the Imam). Islam is a cult.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Bomb sniffing dogs in every crotch. Poor dogs.

Are you series? Have you ever had dogs? They'll love that detail!

[Vinnie_Vidi_Vici]

I guess their backup plan was the Nitro filled breast implants!!

[SJSAMPLE]

Does ANYTHING good come from the Muslim womb?

[Bikers4Bush]

I have a few dogs. I'm considering the fact that the women will probably not bathe for a few days prior to flying in order to mask the explosives.

[familyop]

Ping!