Germans think they're well-hung - but they're not

reuters ^ | 12-1-04

[Dan from Michigan]

Germans think they're well-hung - but they're not

Wed Dec 1,11:58 AM ET

BERLIN (Reuters) - Most German men wear condoms of the wrong size, a condom distributor has said, after asking more than 2,500 men to measure their erect penis.

"People measure their feet when they buy shoes. Why shouldn't they measure their penises? A man would not wear children's shoes," said Jan Vinzenz Krause of Vinico, which released the study's findings on World AIDS (news - web sites) Day.

Most condom boxes in Germany indicated size but men, due to embarrassment or vanity, rarely checked or just bought those marked "extra large", he said on Wednesday.

Vinico's survey recommended various brands to be used -- depending on the endowment of the wearer.

The study found the average erect penis size was 14.7 cm (5-3/4 inches), with 40 percent of participants reporting lengths between 12 and 15 cm (4-3/4 and 5-7/8 inches).

When compared with the condoms normally used by the participants, the results showed only 18 percent wore the right size, with nearly half squeezing into condoms that were too small and 34 percent trying to use those that were too big.

[Dan from Michigan]

"Hi, I wear womens underwear and my name is Bill..." "Hello, I like it handcuffed to the bed post and my name is Hillary..."

Hi all! I'm straight!

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

Considering that he posted this info on a thread about penis size.....I would say he's looking for buddies.

LOL!!! I'll be leaving this particular forum now... (walking out backwards...)

[demlosers]

"German penises 'too small for EU condoms'"

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1264724/posts

[Dont Mention the War]

By the way, did you ever serve in Vietnam?

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

If you're straight, should bill clinton announce that he's bent?

I'm a Christian, Conservative, home schooling mom, Texan, white with Russian ancestry, and the perfect wife, according to my Marine.......... guess that means I'm straight and fun!

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

guess that means I'm straight and fun!

Pictures please...

:)

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

(walking out backwards...)

ROFL......

[mojojockey]

i guess i did give more info than was required, but not out of some want to force anything on anyone.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

We're just joking with ya......... you have to admit, it is kind of a funny idea to greet someone with a "I have foot fungus, how are you" kind of tell all attitude! lol

;^)

[mojojockey]

Yes, but hey dont worry i can take heat, thats what being an adult is all about.

[AmishDude]

I could've told you that.

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

Just wait until you misspell a word in a post. Half of the replies will be twists on the spelling error...

Welcome to FR!!!

:)

(Tip of the day: Use the "Spell" button before posting...)

[68 grunt]

I have a friend at work with whom I have to have a good relationship. We are indeed friends, and not simply acquiantences, but every time he starts to tell me something intimate I will look at my arm and say, 'wow - would you look at the time'.

Wow - would you look at the time ...

[NYC GOP Chick]

Thankfully, my ancestors are from elsewhere! ;D

(Belarus and Austria, as I've recently discovered.)

[NYC GOP Chick]

I think it means that he's probably seen quite a few more than you have! ;D

[nmh]

No such thing as a "gay" conservative.

He's a pervert trying to be cute.

I think what he does sexually with other men is disgusting.

He was drawn to this thread because of the size stuff. Most likely he imagines himself an expert pervert in what's large and small for males.

[mountaineer]

No such thing as a "gay" conservative.

I'm a happy conservative.

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

I agree with most of what yo are saying. But, I know for a fact that there are conservatives who are perverts. This doesn't disqualify them from having almost all of their beliefs, except their sex life, along the conservative way of thinking.

If we threw all Christians out of the church who sinned against the church (God) we would have no (zero, zip, nada, not one) people in the church.

They just need to quit trying to force their behavior on us.

[TruthWillWin]

No wonder so many Germans are difficult to get along with. I can say that because I have German Ancestry.

[shaggy eel]

a condom distributor has said, after asking more than 2,500 men to measure their erect penis.

,,, the quickest ones to answer will have the smallest. Theory of relativity BUMP.