To: Dan from Michigan
with nearly half squeezing into condoms that were too small
This is clearly a marketing problem.
2 posted on
12/01/2004 8:32:56 PM PST by
quantim
(Victory is not relative, it is absolute.)
To: Dan from Michigan
It's not the size of the wave...
To: Dan from Michigan
"People measure their feet when they buy shoes. Why shouldn't they measure their penises? Because clamping on that cold, metal, shoe size measurer to check your size would just be too much... Ouch! Brrrrrrr!!!
6 posted on
12/01/2004 8:46:21 PM PST by
69ConvertibleFirebird
(Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
To: Dan from Michigan
11 posted on
12/01/2004 8:51:12 PM PST by
NeoCaveman
(http://route-82.blogspot.com (Now with 20% more stuned beebers))
To: Dan from Michigan
Glad I'm not even a "little" bit German!
16 posted on
12/01/2004 9:00:13 PM PST by
Bullish
To: Dan from Michigan
A man would not wear children's shoes," said Jan Vinzenz Krause of Vinico, which released the study's findings on World AIDS (news - web sites) Day....Hey Mein Herr, if the shoe fits, wear it.
20 posted on
12/01/2004 9:03:29 PM PST by
jwalsh07
To: Dan from Michigan
I could've told you that.
To: Dan from Michigan
No wonder so many Germans are difficult to get along with. I can say that because I have German Ancestry.
To: Dan from Michigan; dubyaismypresident; ErnBatavia; concordKIWI; blackie
a condom distributor has said, after asking more than 2,500 men to measure their erect penis. ,,, the quickest ones to answer will have the smallest. Theory of relativity BUMP.
To: Dan from Michigan
Thank God for my Irish/Scandanavian ancesters.
59 posted on
12/03/2004 2:00:25 PM PST by
exnavy
To: Dan from Michigan
The study found the average erect penis size was 14.7 cm (5-3/4 inches), with 40 percent of participants reporting lengths between 12 and 15 cm (4-3/4 and 5-7/8 inches). Thanks, Dan! You've just made my day!
68 posted on
12/09/2004 6:25:11 AM PST by
atomicpossum
(I am the Cat that walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.)
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