[AzaleaCity5691]

Teach them in a classy setting, don't take them to a "Fried Testicle Festival", you don't want them to think that testicles are for eating, cause that causes a whole new chain of problems

[BikerNYC]

Teach them in a classy setting, don't take them to a "Fried Testicle Festival"...

Hey! I resemble that remark. To some, including moi, a "Fried Testicle Festival" is a very classy setting. Most of us won't get the chance to explain testicles to the younguns at some snooty, fancy place, like the Shake and Fry over there in Donner's Corner (that place has class).

The festival is as good as we're gonna get.

[Conservababe]

Oh, for heaven's sake, give it up. My grandsons were taught at an early age that they have a penis and testicles and that is what they call them. I guess you would prefer some cutesy little nickname?