I'm all in!
Screw you Aruba, I'm never setting foot on your stinkin' island of corruption.
Aruba is probably corrupt; however, I doubt it is any more corrupt than any other Carribean nation. It is probably coniderably less corrupt than Mexico, or even major American cities like Chicago, DC, Detroit, New York or anywhere in New Jersey. I have been to Aruba and New Jersey. I would definitely go back to the former, but hope never to set foot again in the latter.