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The latest from Freemont, ... bastion of traditional values held dear by a-a-l-l-l Americans.

And if you got this far, you know what you are.

1 posted on 11/23/2005 10:46:30 PM PST by skeptoid
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No pictures please.


2 posted on 11/23/2005 10:48:45 PM PST by Paleo Conservative (Hey hey ho ho Andy Heyward's got to go!)
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That was me ^_^


lol


3 posted on 11/23/2005 10:48:47 PM PST by KoRn
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You are a newshound, of course.


4 posted on 11/23/2005 10:49:22 PM PST by skeptoid
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The guy has quite a unique pickup line: "I'm a Grandmaster of Iron Crotch."


5 posted on 11/23/2005 10:49:56 PM PST by Mr. Mojo
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The U-Haul stretcher? I hope he only paid the local rate for the rental.


6 posted on 11/23/2005 10:50:02 PM PST by SmithL (There are a lot of people that hate Bush more than they hate terrorists)
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At last, a penis growth formula that works...


7 posted on 11/23/2005 10:50:53 PM PST by streetpreacher (If at the end of the day, 100% of both sides are not angry with me, I've failed.)
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MAN PULLS TRUCK WITH HIS PENIS

which is news because more commonly it's pulling a train ...

9 posted on 11/23/2005 10:54:49 PM PST by fnord (497 1/2 feet of rope ... I just carry it)
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The guy was Asian....so the rental truck must have been from Budget....


10 posted on 11/23/2005 10:54:54 PM PST by politicket
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And we'll end the day with that...I'm off to bed for the night. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.


12 posted on 11/23/2005 10:56:08 PM PST by Republican Wildcat
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LOL...

He must be a member of Thundersplace.com...

I wonder what PE he is using... Jelq?

I doubt dowgy can do that..


13 posted on 11/23/2005 10:56:20 PM PST by ChristianDefender (If you can't fight with M16/M4.. then use prayer, if not just choose whose side are You!)
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I'm not even going to read this thread.

Seeing a thread with this title tells me that it's way past my bed time!

Good night!

Mark


14 posted on 11/23/2005 10:56:48 PM PST by MarkL (I didn't get to where I am today by worrying about what I'd feel like tomorrow!)
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15 posted on 11/23/2005 10:57:32 PM PST by zarf (The BCS sucks.)
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And if you got this far,

I got this far over 12 hours ago.

16 posted on 11/23/2005 10:57:48 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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MAN PULLS TRUCK WITH HIS PENIS

Big Deal, I know a Women that pulled a train with her .....;>

17 posted on 11/23/2005 10:59:12 PM PST by tophat9000 (lose 3000 in an hour and you want to fight, lose 2000 in 2 years and you want to run !???)
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Big deal, I use mine as a speed bump on a four lane highway.


18 posted on 11/23/2005 10:59:40 PM PST by U S Army EOD (I NEED TO COME UP WITH ANOTHER TAG LINE)
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... strapped his penis to a rental truck and twice pulled it across a Fremont, Calif., parking lot.

pulled the truck ? or his penis ? oh wait...both
20 posted on 11/23/2005 11:00:10 PM PST by stylin19a (You can leed a Freeper to spllcheck, but you can't make him use it.)
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I've heard of penis extension devices, but this one sounds a bit too radical...


21 posted on 11/23/2005 11:02:24 PM PST by Nachum
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Hereafter he will be called S-T-R-E-T-C-H.


23 posted on 11/23/2005 11:04:42 PM PST by taxesareforever (Government is running amuck)
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He groaned and grunted and slowly pulled "the truck"..

"THE TRUCK".. only one single truck.. Shhhhhhittttt, that ain't nothin.. Have you ever heard of the Continental Drift? Well, That was somethin to call home about.. My friend, Johnny One Nut, did it without groaning.. :)

25 posted on 11/23/2005 11:05:17 PM PST by carlo3b (http://www.CookingWithCarlo.com,)
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To: PatrickHenry
Thought you might find this interesting...
26 posted on 11/23/2005 11:05:23 PM PST by Aracelis
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