You admitted that you are a troll. You still need rehab though :)
I admitted I was a troll did I? What is that? Your failed attempt at a Pee Wee Herman imitation? Sounds like a half-baked "I know you are but what am I?" You guys are a riot. I wasn't really worried about our military's capabilities but if they let you two do more than scrub pots or clean latrines we may have a problem.