[pissant]

The last movie I remember crying in was when they had to put old Yeller down. I mighta cried in Steel Magnolias if I hadn't been sawing logs. ;o)

[Sax]

When I was kid, my dad bet my sister and I we couldn't watch old Yeller withoug crying.

Later, while shelling out the dough, he called us heartless little cretins. That made me laugh.