[highball]

Funny thing, there was a time when being a conservative meant keeping the government OUT of our bedrooms and private lives!

I seem to remember that time.

That was when Republicans were for fiscal responsibility in Washington, right?

;)

[PhilCollins]

I think that the majority of conservatives still want to stay out of bedrooms. They don't care what people do in their bedrooms, but they think that same-sex marriage and adoptions, by gays, should be illegal. These actions don't involve bedrooms, since not many people get married in a bedroom or adopt in a bedroom.