Are you kidding?!? A 'true conservative' would disown their daughter like Carpetbagger Keyes. And if Bush were a 'real conservative' he would fire Cheney and go on television during primetime to condemn Cheney's daughter for such a heinous act, probably calling for a marriage amendment as well (adding one more thing to the federal government's plate it was not intended to be involved in).
I cannot believe it, but I am agreeing with you more and more. :-)