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2nd-hand flatulence prompts new butts-out policy
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| March 26, 2007
Posted on 04/02/2007 12:13:19 PM PDT by Condor 63
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To: Allegra; ErnBatavia
Awwww, see now they’ve violated his “human rights” so he’ll sue and Thirsty Kirsty’s will be no more...he should just be banished to the Highlands where he can live and drink in peace with other grazing animals. Or, drumroll please, he’s a perfect advert for the odor-eliminating undies...you think he’s single?
To: Xenalyte
Lightweight.
Pickled eggs, sauerkraut, and beer (the night before).
Then check out the wailing and gnashing of teeth!
Bwahahahahahaha!
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posted on
04/05/2007 2:26:32 AM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
To: Jaysun
To: perfect stranger
Fennel seeds?
You bet. Fennel seeds knock the wind out of the fart demon's sails. King Henry VIII was given fennel seeds for that reason. They can be eaten directly or made into a tea.
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posted on
04/17/2007 9:10:16 PM PDT
by
Jaysun
(See you in Heaven if you make the list.)
To: Jaysun
I didn't know that. But I use Fennel seeds and the bulbs whenever I have the chance for the flavor.
Last week I diced a fennel bulb and a shallot and cooked them in a pan until they started to get dark and then added about half a cup of dark sambuca reduced it by more than half and then melted some butter into it and made a great sauce for a roasted pork loin.
Thanks for the idea...
A relish of....
red bell pepper
red onion
and artichoke
julieanned
with Dill, and parsley, marinated in light sambucca and lemon juice.
To: perfect stranger
That sounds delicious. I’m chomping on a huge homemade pretzel right now and having a couple of Beck’s.
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posted on
04/17/2007 9:38:29 PM PDT
by
Jaysun
(See you in Heaven if you make the list.)
To: dirtboy
Where I work you can just blame it on the patient.
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posted on
04/17/2007 9:41:08 PM PDT
by
linn37
(Love your Phlebotomist)
To: Jaysun
I'll have to let you know how it turns out. I'll try it tommorow.
To: Billthedrill
It was the dog. Honest.
OK, I don't actually own a dog...
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posted on
04/17/2007 9:55:31 PM PDT
by
macmedic892
(I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.)
To: linn37
Where I work you can just blame it on the patient.
Even on the elevator? When I'm stuck without a patsy I usually just start acting crazy and claim that the CIA put a chip in my brain. Then I start taking off my clothes. It's drastic, I know, but it's gotten me out of many a bind.
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posted on
04/17/2007 10:03:40 PM PDT
by
Jaysun
(See you in Heaven if you make the list.)
To: Jaysun
I just say it smelled that way before I got onto it.
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posted on
04/18/2007 4:57:28 AM PDT
by
linn37
(Love your Phlebotomist)
To: linn37
I just say it smelled that way before I got onto it.
Oh. I guess that would work too.
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posted on
04/18/2007 9:31:59 AM PDT
by
Jaysun
(See you in Heaven if you make the list.)
To: tioga
Let me find you a video...
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posted on
04/18/2007 9:39:30 AM PDT
by
patton
(19yrs ... only 4,981yrs to go ;))
To: tioga
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posted on
04/18/2007 9:42:58 AM PDT
by
patton
(19yrs ... only 4,981yrs to go ;))
To: Condor 63
Next we will be banned from offending liberals by looking at them when we commit flatulance in their face.
To: cajunangel
Corks all around, Ladeez and Gempmums!
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posted on
06/29/2007 5:23:53 PM PDT
by
Ole Okie
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