[Walmartian]

I have a friend that works in the OR. They had to remove a light bulb from where the sun don't shine out of this guy. The surgeon took the bulb to a lamp to see if it still worked.

Once they had to remove a zucchini. The next day the surgeon came in with a zucinni salad.

[MeanWestTexan]

I actually got my penis stuck in a nut once in the Army.

I didn’t know she was crazy until 3 months into the relationship.