Skip to comments.Charles Barkley's Oral Statements
Posted on 12/31/2008 5:15:29 PM PST by Ron Jeremy
Charles Barkley's Oral Statements Ex-NBA superstar told Arizona cops he was racing to get a "blow job"
DECEMBER 31--Following his arrest earlier today for drunk driving, Charles Barkley told Arizona cops that he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up a girl who had "given him a XXXXX' one week earlier," which the former NBA star described as "the best one he had ever had in his life." According to a Gilbert Police Department report, a copy of which you'll find here, police asked Barkley where he was going at the time of the 1:26 AM traffic stop in Scottsdale. "You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a XXXXX," answered Barkley, who is pictured in the below mug shot. A cooperative Barkley also joked with a civilian police employee that, "I'll tattoo your name on my XXXX" if it would get him out of the DUI charge. Barkley, 45, was busted after failing field sobriety tests, and had blood drawn so investigators could establish his alcohol content. Barkley was cited for a misdemeanor charge and released at the scene, thus avoiding a trip to the Maricopa County jail. Barkley, now a basketball commentator on TNT, was elected to the NBA Hall of Fame in 2006. His 16-year career included an MVP award and a spot on the 1992 U.S. Olympic basketball squad, the so-called Dream Team that captured the gold medal. He has several prior arrests, including a 1997 aggravated battery bust and a 1991 assault collar. (3
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Moved to Smoky Backroom....A stay of execution
Now that’s funny
I bet Barclay’s girl, if she really exists, is laughing herself silly over this whole thing.
How appropriate its stll sucking on a stogy of faggot
NBA = Nothing Butt Asses!
Are we sure he was racing to see a girl?
I would say there’s a 50% chance it was a transvestite.
I have had the occasion to meet meet Chuck several times and he is a pompous jerk that deserves to be put away. The only thing that saved him was the fact that the women around him were gorgeous.
He is not a magic negro
To bad black people can’t be called racists.
This should do it:
I heard this gal could suck a fully inflated basketball through a Mini-Maglight handle.
But what inquiring minds want to know is...is she in his Five?
was Barkley’s wife available for comment?
yeah but the Dems will be disappointed he was going to get a hummer from a female.
how does this compare to someone who can suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch ball
“A man who wouldn’t cheat for a poke doesn’t want one bad enough”
So... if he ran a stop sign in Scottsdale, why do the Gilbert police have a report on him?
Officer i was picking up a girl for my friend eddie murphy,
2 blocks down on the right side corner. First name sam
Charles Barkley arrested while going to see some woman.
Danica Patrick arrested for speeding in the same general area....
Coincidence, I think not.
there’s one for the NS-o-meter:
“by Ron Jeremy”
The COP was racist!
Looks like Barkley’s Fop Sweat order arrived in time for the photo.
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