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Charles Barkley's Oral Statements
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Posted on 12/31/2008 5:15:29 PM PST by Ron Jeremy

Charles Barkley's Oral Statements Ex-NBA superstar told Arizona cops he was racing to get a "blow job"

DECEMBER 31--Following his arrest earlier today for drunk driving, Charles Barkley told Arizona cops that he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up a girl who had "given him a XXXXX' one week earlier," which the former NBA star described as "the best one he had ever had in his life." According to a Gilbert Police Department report, a copy of which you'll find here, police asked Barkley where he was going at the time of the 1:26 AM traffic stop in Scottsdale. "You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a XXXXX," answered Barkley, who is pictured in the below mug shot. A cooperative Barkley also joked with a civilian police employee that, "I'll tattoo your name on my XXXX" if it would get him out of the DUI charge. Barkley, 45, was busted after failing field sobriety tests, and had blood drawn so investigators could establish his alcohol content. Barkley was cited for a misdemeanor charge and released at the scene, thus avoiding a trip to the Maricopa County jail. Barkley, now a basketball commentator on TNT, was elected to the NBA Hall of Fame in 2006. His 16-year career included an MVP award and a spot on the 1992 U.S. Olympic basketball squad, the so-called Dream Team that captured the gold medal. He has several prior arrests, including a 1997 aggravated battery bust and a 1991 assault collar. (3


TOPICS: Heated Discussion
KEYWORDS: alcohol; barkley; barkleyforsenate; charles; dui; nba
I'd vote not guilty. Extenuating circumstances.
1 posted on 12/31/2008 5:15:29 PM PST by Ron Jeremy
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To: Ron Jeremy

Thread pulled in 3,2,1...........


2 posted on 12/31/2008 5:16:43 PM PST by GQuagmire
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To: Ron Jeremy

3 posted on 12/31/2008 5:17:10 PM PST by maggief
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To: GQuagmire

Just the fact that you and Ron Jeremy are on the same thread will get it pulled, regardless of content. ;-P


4 posted on 12/31/2008 5:17:40 PM PST by LongElegantLegs (Deplore the profligate scattering of corpses!)
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To: Ron Jeremy

Moved to Smoky Backroom....A stay of execution


5 posted on 12/31/2008 5:17:44 PM PST by GQuagmire
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To: LongElegantLegs

Now that’s funny


6 posted on 12/31/2008 5:18:38 PM PST by GQuagmire
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To: GQuagmire

‘struth.

I bet Barclay’s girl, if she really exists, is laughing herself silly over this whole thing.


7 posted on 12/31/2008 5:22:57 PM PST by LongElegantLegs (Deplore the profligate scattering of corpses!)
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To: Ron Jeremy
Thank goodness none of the police officers asked for the female’s address in an attempt to ..... ummmm ... “verify” the statement made at the time of arrest for the DUI.
8 posted on 12/31/2008 5:23:07 PM PST by Col Freeper (FR is a smorgasbord of Conservative thoughts and ideas - dig in and enjoy it to its fullest!)
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To: GQuagmire

How appropriate its stll sucking on a stogy of faggot


9 posted on 12/31/2008 5:23:29 PM PST by al baby (Hi mom Mr. Obama, are you aware that Sarah Palin took on her own party’s establishment in Alaska a)
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To: Ron Jeremy
Oral statements HehHehHeh
10 posted on 12/31/2008 5:25:07 PM PST by GSP.FAN
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To: Ron Jeremy
If this thread was about anyone else, I wouldn't believe it. But, given the object of the piece, I can't believe it hasn't happened before this.

NBA = Nothing Butt Asses!

11 posted on 12/31/2008 5:25:17 PM PST by Big_Monkey
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To: maggief; SunkenCiv

Are we sure he was racing to see a girl?
I would say there’s a 50% chance it was a transvestite.


12 posted on 12/31/2008 5:37:06 PM PST by ValerieTexas
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To: ValerieTexas

I have had the occasion to meet meet Chuck several times and he is a pompous jerk that deserves to be put away. The only thing that saved him was the fact that the women around him were gorgeous.


13 posted on 12/31/2008 5:56:35 PM PST by Dacula (So long and thanks for all the fish.)
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To: Dacula

He is not a magic negro


14 posted on 12/31/2008 6:06:15 PM PST by al baby (Hi mom Mr. Obama, are you aware that Sarah Palin took on her own party’s establishment in Alaska a)
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To: al baby

To bad black people can’t be called racists.


15 posted on 12/31/2008 6:08:50 PM PST by Dacula (So long and thanks for all the fish.)
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To: GQuagmire

This should do it:

I heard this gal could suck a fully inflated basketball through a Mini-Maglight handle.


16 posted on 12/31/2008 6:40:25 PM PST by Dick Bachert
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To: Ron Jeremy

But what inquiring minds want to know is...is she in his Five?


17 posted on 12/31/2008 6:48:02 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Ron Jeremy

was Barkley’s wife available for comment?


18 posted on 12/31/2008 6:48:51 PM PST by mrmargaritaville
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To: Ron Jeremy

Not Guilty.


19 posted on 12/31/2008 6:55:15 PM PST by SJSAMPLE
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To: Ron Jeremy
Charles Barkley's Oral Statements Ex-NBA superstar told Arizona cops he was racing to get a "blow job"...wow, this could hurt his chances to run for governor of - whatever state it was - no, wait a minute - he was going to run as a Democrat - never mind......
20 posted on 12/31/2008 7:03:21 PM PST by Intolerant in NJ
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To: Intolerant in NJ

yeah but the Dems will be disappointed he was going to get a hummer from a female.


21 posted on 12/31/2008 7:17:49 PM PST by mrmargaritaville
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To: maggief; Ron Jeremy; GSP.FAN
It's turrubul, jus' turrubul!
22 posted on 12/31/2008 7:24:05 PM PST by Paleo Conservative (Drill Here. Drill Now. Pay Less.)
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To: Dick Bachert

how does this compare to someone who can suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch ball


23 posted on 12/31/2008 7:33:40 PM PST by mt tom (high in the sierras looking down into the garden spot of the world)
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To: Ron Jeremy

“A man who wouldn’t cheat for a poke doesn’t want one bad enough”

Augustus McCray


24 posted on 12/31/2008 9:47:49 PM PST by slumber1
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To: GQuagmire; Ron Jeremy
"Giggity giggity."


25 posted on 12/31/2008 9:53:51 PM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: Ron Jeremy

So... if he ran a stop sign in Scottsdale, why do the Gilbert police have a report on him?


26 posted on 12/31/2008 10:05:07 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. -C.S. Lewis)
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To: Ron Jeremy

Officer i was picking up a girl for my friend eddie murphy,
2 blocks down on the right side corner. First name sam


27 posted on 01/01/2009 12:09:03 AM PST by OL Hickory (Where is the America I knew as a boy?)
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To: Ron Jeremy

Charles Barkley arrested while going to see some woman.

Danica Patrick arrested for speeding in the same general area....

Coincidence, I think not.


28 posted on 01/01/2009 12:25:39 AM PST by MediaMole
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To: ValerieTexas; AdmSmith; Berosus; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; ...

there’s one for the NS-o-meter:

“by Ron Jeremy”

Thanks Val.


29 posted on 01/01/2009 3:16:17 PM PST by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_______Profile finally updated Saturday, December 6, 2008 !!!)
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To: Ron Jeremy

The COP was racist!

(sarc)


30 posted on 01/03/2009 12:48:47 PM PST by Red6
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To: maggief

Looks like Barkley’s Fop Sweat order arrived in time for the photo.


31 posted on 01/06/2009 11:29:27 AM PST by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll)
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