“5) Most damning of all, the font used is Schmutz, which was invented in 1995.”
Schmutz (also shmuts, (shmŭtz or shmootz) is a Yiddish word of direct German derivation. It can be a noun, a verb, or an adjective.
As in the original German, its use in Yiddish as a noun can designate a range of types of unpleasant substances from any kind of soil such as mud or dust to thick or ground-in dirt such as soot or grass stains. More strongly, and less accurately, it's used to indicate a particularly foul or repulsive matter such as animal waste, or poop, or the fuzzy stuff found growing in the jar way at the back of the fridge. A Jewish comedian once raised schmutz to the exalted status of “dirt that moves.”
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Schmutz translates into English from German as dirt
funny, I was just getting back to this thread and that was the first thing that popped into my head(probably not a good choice of words)