The TSA Is Not Going To Do Sex To Me

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[Whitebread]

I hope this link works.....

[Senator Goldwater]

He’s right, although he sounds a little queer.

[EverOnward]

Your link works. The TSA is out of control.

[PA-RIVER]

OMG, LOL!!!

[paulycy]

[PA-RIVER]

Airlines are going to pay for this.

The last time I had a “Junk Test” it was in high school for the sports team.

[nurees]

I am sitting in the American terminal at O’Hare as I type. This is the first time traveling with the new rules. I can’t get scanned and was lucky enough that after 40 minutes in line, to get a standard metal detector. While in line, I watched a woman opt out of the XRay. The agent cupped the enderside of both breasts and ran her hands around the inside waist band of this womans pants. There was a collective gasp in line. It was humiliating. After I went through I turned around to look while putting my shoes on. A little girl no more than 10 was patted down and an Asian gentleman had his package cupped from behind. I was so upset I called my husband. I will be driving as much as possible but I travel for my job. What have we become?

[PA-RIVER]

I hope they dont ask Michelle Obama or Janet MiniReno to submit to a crotch check. No TSA Agent should be forced to do that.

But, If my daughters are subjected to this, I think Obamas should also.

[Dallas59]

[plinyelder]

Do we get candlelight and wine with that frisk?
(Maybe a cigarette afterwards?)

[Secret Agent Man]

Yes, a lot of lesbians are into fisting.

[PA-RIVER]

“Oh, Daddy, I'm scared, the TSA agent has rubber gloves and he's smiling at me. Can we skip Disney world and just play with broken glass in the street?"

[IamConservative]

They are saying now that if you have baggy pants on, they will put their hands down your pants.

What about a dress/skirt?

If I ever get the junk juggle, I pray for one of those urges to fart that only hit you in church.

[PA-RIVER]

This was a US airport? This isn’t a memory of Berlin, 1939?

[Bean Counter]

[mad_as_he$$]

I actually was wondering when someone will urinate on the hand of a TSA scum.

[PA-RIVER]

To bypass the new checks, cover the baggy pants with an Islamic robe and chant “Death to America”.

[Lazamataz]

Give it a few years. You will have male TSA agents who will be anally, orally, and vaginally penetrating women "to check for explosives in body cavities".

No, I am not even slightly joking.

[PA-RIVER]

Yup. Once we get a woman in a burqa that explodes, every American woman will be getting the full check up. The “Junk Check” and “Boob Bob” will look timid.

[heylady]

My daughter is 5 months pregnant so she obviously will opt out of a scan. Are they going to lift her shirt to make sure she is really pregnant? What about women who wear really padded bras or other types of one piece under garments? Will they have to remove them?
The majority of people on FR are smart enough to know that this is definately a violation of our rights but if you listen to people being interviewed at airports they are more than willing to bend over and grab their ankles for this false sense of security.