[Mister Da]

“... the president of hyper-reasonableness ...” (Obama)

This woman is truly a bird brain. Polly want a cracker?

[tumblindice]

This twat wanks into a pub with a parrot on his shoulder.

The bartender says, “`ey, we don’ want no trouble! So where’d you get him anyway?”

And the parrot says, “Fleet Street. There’s thousands of `em there.”