Good grief. There was zero intellect in this article. I guess he was trying to be funny, epic fail.
You might as well have read something written but someone who was in a drug induced coma.
It's possible we were.
Then again, I probably just insulted the vast majority of high-school sophomores.
Anyone who can't muster better "arguments" than those really should change the subject, to the weather or football or something (I thought the suggestion of celebrity gossip amusing- most conservatives would likely look puzzled and say "Who? Do I know them?")
If a relative of mine told me he (or she) had joined the Black Panther Party I would doubtless hurt myself laughing.