Sci-Fi Brothel to Open in Nevada

Time Newsfeed ^ | 01/01/2012 | y Melissa Locker

[redreno]

Hey gents, have you ever found yourself jealous of Captain James T. Kirk and his, …er intergalactic conquests? Do you longingly watch Jabba the Hutt’s dancing slave (her name is Oola, if you’re interested) and wonder, what if? Do you long to go where no man has gone before? Well, once a new sci-fi brothel opens in Nevada, you can.

Nevada is the only state that allows legal prostitution, and there are two dozen licensed brothels in the state,

[Old Sarge]

[yarddog]

This was posted a few days ago and I will repeat what I said then.

The hottest of them all was Andrea (Sherry Jackson) on the original Star Trek.

[Old Sarge]

I see your point.

Actually, I see them both...

[rhombus]

She’s enough to make me start looking for my slide ruler and pocket protector again. ;-)

[Yankee]

Good grief!

And people think I’m a screwball just because I like to photograph trains.

[bigbob]

but do you see Seven of Nine?

[TSgt]

Works for me!

[fr_freak]

Hmmm, she’s definitely a scather. Probably get that one half price.

[Old Sarge]

And of course, Nichelle:

[big'ol_freeper]

This'n oughta be right up your ally

[cripplecreek]

[PLMerite]

Wow, what movie is that from ?

[real saxophonist]

[MrEdd]

Denebian Syphilis.

Romulan penile decay

Anduvian HyperHerpes

Planetary quarantine level crotch dysplasia

And all acts holorecorded to be auctioned in a bidding war between the customer and the soon to be ex spouse.

[bigdirty]

Sulu was the only man on the bridge not aroused at the time.

[Mr. K]

I know a guy who worked on the software to design 7 of 9’s costume- the actress had to come in for a naked laser bady scan fitting

he said it was the highlight of his career

[Vermont Lt]

And not only her, but the whole collective.

[Washi]

Works for me.

[Old Sarge]

[Old Sarge]

Oh wow, I haven’t seen the purple moon chicks from “UFO” in ages!

[Perdogg]

ping

[Jack Hydrazine]

Will she be in attendance?

[dfwgator]

“Get your a— to Mars.”

[yarddog]

Carrie Fisher hasn’t aged well but that is not unusual. I didn’t think she was gorgeous even when she was Princess Leia but there really was something about he that was very attractive.

She did have a nice figure.

[GladesGuru]

“Denebian Syphilis.

Romulan penile decay

Anduvian HyperHerpes

Planetary quarantine level crotch dysplasia

And all acts holorecorded to be auctioned in a bidding war between the customer and the soon to be ex spouse.”

The above wins the “Diseased Juvenile Canid” award of the day.

[justlurking]

Wow, what movie is that from ?

That is Morena Baccarin from the recreated "V", on ABC. It was last season, but was cancelled just as it was getting interesting.

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

Dr. Beverly Crusher from “Star Trek: The Next Generation.”

I wanted her to give me a complete physical.

[donmeaker]

Bad news: If your part is green when you withdraw it, there may not be a medicine proven to cure that.

[donmeaker]

http://www.mastcelebs.net/upload/morena_baccarin_7.jpg

[SoCal Pubbie]

How many Quatloos will it cost to get your cone honed?

[Political Junkie Too]

or

-PJ

[Lancey Howard]

[usadave]

he said it was the highlight of his career

It was probably the only time he ever saw a woman naked. Poor guy. He must have lived a very sheltered life.

[njslim]

Sign out front

SEE A WOOKIE FOR SOME NOOKIE....

[njslim]

Sign out front

SEE A WOOKIE FOR SOME NOOKIE....

[njslim]

What about the dreaded “MOBY DICK”.....

[1malumprohibitum]

Giggity!

Although I think she was even prettier with long curly hair in Firefly. Got a picture of her when she was a “companion?”

[1malumprohibitum]

http://www.picpiggy.com/bank/morena_baccarin_walking-1270579571.jpg

[grey_whiskers]

Do you long to go where no man has gone before?

Given that the topic is a brothel, I wonder whether the proper verb is really "to go" rather than its opposite.

And now that I think of it, given that it is a brothel, I'm also inclined to question the "where no man has...before" part as well.

Can we sue them for false advertising?

Cheers!

[KevinDavis]

Question does this brothel have any cylons???

[grey_whiskers]

Whoa! Who is that, "Eccentrica Gallumbits?" ('the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon-5') /HHGTTG>

Cheers!

[grey_whiskers]

Oops, typo.

5, 6, at this point, given who it is, who's counting?

Cheers!

[CrazyIvan]

How long before this gets written into an episode of “Big Bang Theory”?

[BenLurkin]

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/heyho.wav

[BenLurkin]

[null and void]

[gitmo]

It should read “where no REAL man has gone before.”

[grey_whiskers]

It should read “where no REAL man has gone before.”

What about small furry creatures for Alpha Centauri?

Cheers!

[grey_whiskers]

It should read “where no REAL man has gone before.”

What about small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri?

Cheers!