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To: modest proposal
The people posting negative things are all plants.

You found me out. I am actually a rhododendron.

Penelope, shoot the apple off my head I need to go to the store to get some sleep Because I've run out of sleep The rowboat came so David stopped arguing with a mime And waved his arms like wheat But when he tried to speak, the Prince of Plum Fell through the roof of his mouth And handed David an envelope Inside was a letter that read "Sir, you were given this envelope by mistake Please disregard it"

34 posted on 02/02/2012 8:53:24 AM PST by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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To: Lazlo in PA; modest proposal

I was once out strolling one very hot summer’s day

When I thought I’d lay myself down to rest

In a big field of tall grass

I laid there in the sun and felt it carressing my face

As I fell asleep and dreamed

I dreamed I was in a hollywood movie

And that I was the star of the movie

This really blew my mind

The fact that me an overfed long haired leaping gnome

Should be the star of a hollywood movie, hmmm

But there I was

I was taken to a place

The hall of the mountain kings

I stood high by the mountain tops

Naked to the world

In front of

Every kind of girl

There was long one’s, tall ones, short ones, brown ones,

Black ones, round ones, big ones, crazy ones

Out of the middle, came a lady

She whispered in my ear

Something crazy

She said,

(Chorus x4)

Spill the wine, take that pearl

I thought to myself, what could that mean

Am I going crazy, or is this just a dream

Now wait a minute

I know I’m lying in a field of grass somewhere

So it’s all in my head

And then I heard her say one more time

(Chorus x4)

Spill the wine dig that girl

I could feel hot flames of fire roaring at my back

As she disappeared, but soon she returned

In her hand was a bottle of wine

In the other a glass

She poured some of the wine from the bottle into the glass

And raised it to her lips

And just before she drank it, she said

take the wine dig that girl

spill the wine, dig that girl

spill the wine, dig that girl

spill the wine, dig that girl

take that girl, yeah!

It’s on girl, all you gotta do is spill that wine

spill that wine, let me feel, let me feel hot, yeah! yeah!

spill the wine, spill the wine, spill the wine, spill the wine,

spill the wine, spill the wine, spill the wine,

dig that girl!


165 posted on 02/02/2012 6:16:50 PM PST by Grizzled Bear (No More RINOS!)
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