Oh my... I’ve hurt your tender feelings.
And, I have a “reputation”?
Well, the good news is, you’re making me laugh. You do go for the laughs, don’t you?
I, your faithful Servant Lazamataz, pray with all my heart that you send a horrible, one-hundred-percent fatal disease to utterly wipe out, to a person, the state of Ohio. Please make it a particularly painful and gruesome disease, and make it stop at the border of Ohio. Make it inflict nonstop pain, with body parts that grow purple and green and then drop off, and may it feel like someone is jabbing needles into your eyes, 24x7.Make sure the children suffer. Spare no one, even conservatives in the state.
Love, Laz