[Maceman]

[Still Thinking]

So — he’s had to disarm her twice in the past and got punched in the eye — and he went back??

[Still Thinking]

If only they had even stricter knife control in GB, this horrible instrument would never have attacked him!

[Pearls Before Swine]

Hot and crazy? Or just plain, murderously crazy?

[driftdiver]

2 years?

[vetvetdoug]

I started dating again after a hiatus of two years. There’s more bunny boilers out there than I have ever seen. I don’t know if its the age or the society.

[bigbob]

just wait til he leaves the toilet seat up...

[driftless2]

Some years ago I had a nutzo, ex-girl friend stand over me with a butcher knife in her hand. I talked her into giving it to me, and then I put it away. She went back and took it out of the drawer and threatened to kill herself. I talked her out of it again and got her out of my residence.

She then called the cops on me, believe it or not. I had to do some fast talking when the fuzz arrived. They heard my story and went back and threw her in the jug. When your partner starts picking up knives, maybe it's time to let the relationship go. I didn't want to wake up one morning with a knife sticking into my chest.

[PLMerite]

“was sentenced to two years and eight months.”

I see yer problem right there. I guess we should be glad they didn’t “strongly caution” her.

[JennysCool]

She then puffed a cigarette as she mopped up his blood.

"She's filing her nails while they're dragging the lake" sprang immediately to mind.

[dfwgator]