Posted on 03/31/2015 4:29:47 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
The DEFCON readiness system is used by the United States military to describe the preparedness level of the armed forces in response to ongoing foreign threats. It’s time to introduce a system for heterosexual men called DEFCOCK to allow them to judge a city or environment when it comes to threats presented by women.
DEFCON has five stages that allow the US military command to prepare the appropriate state in response to hostile foreign action:
DEFCON 5 — Normal readiness DEFCON 4 — Above normal readiness with tightened security measures DEFCON 3 — Air Force ready to mobilize in 15 minutes DEFCON 2 — Armed Forces ready to deploy and engage in less than 6 hours due to possible nuclear war DEFCON 1 — Maximum readiness to combat imminent nuclear war
While DEFCON levels are not publicly published by the US military, it is presumed we are currently in DEFCON 3. There have been two previous incidents where we were confirmed to be in DEFCON 2 (Cuban Missile Crisis and the first Gulf War in 1991).
Now that the world is rapidly turning against masculinity, it’s time we implement a DEFCOCK alert system to provide objective and standardized information on whether a certain environment is healthy or not for men. Here are the five levels of the DEFCOCK system:
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The USAF was at Defcon 2 during the Yom Kippur War in October, 1973.
This is hilarious....
DEFCOCK was Bill Clinton’s warning alert system when a nubile young female intern was in the White House.
NOBALLS was Hillary’s counter-alert to Bill’s DEFCOCK.
Monica’s codename was THONGCOCK.
You won’t see this in the news media.
So DEFCON 3 is 15 minutes but DEFCON 2 is 6 hours???????
A friend of mine talks about the time he (paratrooper) was all loaded up in the plane sitting on the tarmac and ready to go for the Seven Days War. “I’m glad they didn’t end up calling it the Eight Days War.”
Ohhhh, I thought that was backwards.
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