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I feel the same way about caraway seeds.

[Calvin Locke]

Matthew Bennell: [Bennell has just removed a small indistinct object from a stock pot with a pair of tweezers] What is that?

Cook: A caper.

Matthew Bennell: Nope.

Restaurant Owner: You presume to tell me what is in the stock?

Matthew Bennell: It's a rat turd.

Restaurant Owner: A what?

Matthew Bennell: A rat turd!

Restaurant Owner: [sniffs the "caper"] A caper!

Matthew Bennell: A rat turd.

Restaurant Owner: [sniffs again, now angry] A CAPER!

Matthew Bennell: If it's a caper, eat it.

[the restaurateur sheepishly demurs]