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1 posted on 12/20/2017 2:19:13 PM PST by x1stcav
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If men are like checkers then women are like pachinko machines.


2 posted on 12/20/2017 2:21:37 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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Kittens do not need broken glass taped to their paws. They have small, very sharp knives built in.

CC


3 posted on 12/20/2017 2:23:15 PM PST by Celtic Conservative (It don't matter if your heart is in the right place, if at the same time your head is up your a$$)
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“Women are complicated because they have: A) a layer of logic...”

Stopped reading right there.


4 posted on 12/20/2017 2:23:28 PM PST by EEGator
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probably better than most such lists, thanks


5 posted on 12/20/2017 2:24:07 PM PST by faithhopecharity (“Politicians aren’t born, they’re excreted.” - Marcus Tillius Cicero (3 BCE))
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The Tale of Two Brains by Mark Grungor

6 posted on 12/20/2017 2:24:53 PM PST by rlmorel (Liberals: American Liberty is the egg that requires breaking to make their Utopian omelette.)
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7 posted on 12/20/2017 2:24:56 PM PST by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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1) Sleep with him too soon.
2) Hit below the belt. [Important to men:]
A) Being productive or having a lot of resources
B) Being capable of fighting
C) Being courageous and tough
D) Being able to attract women
E) Having status
3) Treat men like the enemy.
4) Manipulate his emotions.
5) Change him.
6) Give up hope that good men exist.
7) Overanalyze.


10 posted on 12/20/2017 2:28:34 PM PST by ctdonath2 (It's not "white privilege", it's "Puritan work ethic". Behavior begets consequences.)
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Only 7?


11 posted on 12/20/2017 2:32:35 PM PST by AFreeBird
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“Page 1 of 7”

Sigh.


13 posted on 12/20/2017 2:34:41 PM PST by Larry Lucido (Take Covfefe Ree Zig!)
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bfl


14 posted on 12/20/2017 2:34:50 PM PST by ClearCase_guy (Benedict McCain is the worst traitor ever to wear the uniform of the US military.)
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It is really very simple! Men couple with Women because they think they will never change..., Women couple with Men because they are certain they can change them! Both sexes ae deluded in their beliefs!
16 posted on 12/20/2017 2:35:41 PM PST by ExSES (the "bottom-line")
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Men and women are different.

Before we see snarky captain obvious comments, I hope everyone knows what I mean. Men are stronger than women in some ways, and women are stronger in some ways than men. Men and women complement each other, which is one reason why people in happy marriages are so content with one another.


17 posted on 12/20/2017 2:35:57 PM PST by Dilbert San Diego
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18 posted on 12/20/2017 2:37:19 PM PST by Paladin2
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Don’t mistake kindness for blindness.


22 posted on 12/20/2017 2:39:29 PM PST by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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Ride the cock-carosel until you’re an expired lottery ticket, pushing all genuinely GOOD guys away, then expect nature to act on EVERYONE except you, and at age 40 expect guys to treat you like you’re a virgin who just walked off a Teen-Beat magazine shoot.

“I’m finally ready to settle down...guess I’ll call up that good ole’ reliable guy...”

Uh...NO YOU WON’T.


23 posted on 12/20/2017 2:39:46 PM PST by gaijin
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Old saying:

What is a woman? Take (i.e., Start with) a man; remove all reason and honor.

To paraphrase a modest book I once read:

Do not listen to what women say; watch what women do.

What women do - by and large - is choose Bad Boys and Success Objects, regardless of their protestations to the contrary.

I am equal opportunity:

Men are depraved human beings in need of a Savior.

Women are depraved human beings in need of a Savior.

Men have their advantage of physical and social power, which enables their predation on vulnerable women. I despise and denounce that.

But women find their own, more devious and psychological, ways of manipulating and damaging men.

And the men they often punish are the most decent and honest ones - while they reward the most indecent and dishonest ones.

Women want to be desired and seduced, and seduction is by definition dishonest on some level: It is inarguably manipulation.

So they choose the players, time after time, then after the second or third divorce, decide all men are dogs.

As a former minister who witnessed these things for decades in the institutionalized church, I came to these conclusions reluctantly and sadly.


29 posted on 12/20/2017 2:50:50 PM PST by YogicCowboy ("I am not entirely on anyonse's side, because no one is entirely on mine." - J. R. R. Tolkien)
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Imho, given the circumstances, the only person more dangerous than me is my wife.

5.56mm


31 posted on 12/20/2017 2:53:08 PM PST by M Kehoe
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Um...accuse them of “sexual harassment “ when they touch your arm?


33 posted on 12/20/2017 2:55:16 PM PST by Maskot (Put every dem/lib in prison...like yesterday.)
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Husband and wife in bed.

Wife: You’re always wrong when we argue.”

Husband: “Always?”

Wife: “Always.”

Husband: “Let’s say I agree. Now what?

Lights out.


36 posted on 12/20/2017 3:00:56 PM PST by Huskrrrr
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Their problem is that they shouldn’t sleep with him until they are married.


54 posted on 12/20/2017 3:57:43 PM PST by crusty old prospector
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