[alexander_busek]

Eliot Spitzer sneaked his $5G-a-night Russian escort into his home in suitcase, she claims

Well, to be honest, who isn't guilty of occasionally doing this?

Regards,

[a fool in paradise]

I seem to recall reading about a husband who snuck his wife out of East Germany in a suitcade.

[Does so]

I confess: Not aware of the hotel’s restriction, I carried my dog upstairs to an eighth floor motel room inside a suitcase.