[politicianslie]

But he’ll steal her laptop.

Cam Newton was once a GATOR until he "stole a laptop"

OR did I get my thug criminals wrong?

[dfwgator]

Nope, you got it right.

[nickcarraway]

Hmmm, stealing a laptop is a crime, but is it one that makes one a thug, because I think you need to commit a violent crime to be a thug? Do you consider Bernie Madoff to be a thug?