Mike Tyson for ambassador to Russia. He can hug it out with Putin when the latter starts waving around a gun demanding Ukraine.
Dude-s lucky Tyson didn’t bite his ear off
I can’t tell completely what happened. But it looked like the guy was trying to talk/compliment Mike. Then bouncers tried to make him leave. He pulled out a gun. The bouncers backed off. Went back to talk to Mike. They hugged.
Maybe this guy should have gone to a “Celebrities Anonymous” meeting...
There was a SNL sketch with Chris Farley attending a Celebrities Anonymous meeting, and the person running the meeting said “Would someone be able to tell me something you SHOULDN’T do if you were having dinner at a restaurant and saw Jack Nicholson sitting at the next table?”
One person raised her hand and said “I wouldn’t go over and ask him for his autograph while he was enjoying dinner with his family!” So she asked a few more people the same question, and when she got to Farley, he said “I uh, wouldn’t lure him to my house, cut his head off, and keep in a jar of formaldehyde down in the cellar so I could look at it anytime I wanted...”
Texas?
Don’t shoot Mongo. That’ll just make him mad.
Gee, maybe smoking all that dope has done Iron Mike some good.
Sometimes, you should just give people what they want. There is an MMA fighter who was dealing with an online troll who said he could beat him in a match given the opportunity. The fighter (named Kevin Holland) invited him to the gym where the troll showed up, entered the cage and got immediately choked out.