I once had a girlfriend who was extremely competitive and had some unresolved anger/aggression issues.
I encouraged her to join the local Roller Derby which she enjoyed very much.
I am glad this was before the whole Trans thing.
(although I think she or one of her friends might have accidentally skated on it’s balls in a horrible Freak accident)
Ouch
“No, that was most certainly not a ‘Speed Bump’, that was me!”
Dude... You don’t mean.... nawwwww.