Babushka Cutie to vic, “Oh no. The neccklace you gave me fell in the water and is being washed to the edge.”
Stud Rockjawnovich: “Not to worry. Saving it will be easy. Here hold my vodka.”
Well, I guess in non-commie Russia they tend to do everything dramatically. None of that bullet in the head stuff. Polonium poisoning or pushed off a waterfall or an ejection seat that doesn’t function. Maybe caught in the gears of a combine. Nothing ho-hum about those Russians. Assassinations with flair.