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Surgeons use an ELECTRIC GRINDER to remove metal ring from man's penis after it got stuck during 'experiment with friends'
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Posted on 09/16/2022 6:44:09 PM PDT by algore

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To: Clay Moore

George, I said get a wench! And 14mm?


21 posted on 09/16/2022 7:07:06 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim ( )
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To: algore

Get the plasma cutter.


22 posted on 09/16/2022 7:08:20 PM PDT by Delta 21 (MAGA Republican is my pronoun.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Unfortunately, I understand they opted to get the surgical equipment at Harbor Freight. The man will never be the same.

LOL! Half way thru the procedure, the electric motor grounds out.


23 posted on 09/16/2022 7:08:36 PM PDT by Flick Lives (FJB and the corrupt FBI)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Lol, this thread is classic!


24 posted on 09/16/2022 7:08:56 PM PDT by rlmorel (Nolnah's Razor: Never attribute to incompetence that which is adequately explained by malice.)
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To: algore

LOL! “This May sting a little bit.”


25 posted on 09/16/2022 7:09:42 PM PDT by Flick Lives (FJB and the corrupt FBI)
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To: algore
"Oops!"
"Sorry."
26 posted on 09/16/2022 7:10:07 PM PDT by eldoradude ("What is a person but a collection of choices..." )
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To: algore

A bolt cutter would have worked just as well. LOL!!


27 posted on 09/16/2022 7:10:31 PM PDT by Bringbackthedraft (In politicians we get what we deserve, usually the best that money can buy, guaranteed.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

OK, that’s it for me on this thread!

I went from snickering to giggling to laughing…

“…He was treated at Lakeland Regional Medical Center and released with bruised genitalia...”


28 posted on 09/16/2022 7:11:43 PM PDT by rlmorel (Nolnah's Razor: Never attribute to incompetence that which is adequately explained by malice.)
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To: Bringbackthedraft
A bolt cutter would have worked just as well.

An electric grinder reimburses 5x that.

29 posted on 09/16/2022 7:12:35 PM PDT by ladyjane
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To: seowulf

Almost…


30 posted on 09/16/2022 7:13:19 PM PDT by telescope115 (Proud member of the ANTIFAuci movement. )
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To: eldoradude

Ha ha ha… No kidding… Thinking of that make me think of all the times I’ve used to drama motor tool trying to get something Like a steel rod or a frozen bolt…

And I think of how that cutting wheel jumps Where I don’t intend it to go!


31 posted on 09/16/2022 7:14:01 PM PDT by rlmorel (Nolnah's Razor: Never attribute to incompetence that which is adequately explained by malice.)
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To: rlmorel

Dremel!


32 posted on 09/16/2022 7:14:45 PM PDT by rlmorel (Nolnah's Razor: Never attribute to incompetence that which is adequately explained by malice.)
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To: seowulf
It wasn’t a meat grinder was it?

That was also setup on Grindr.
33 posted on 09/16/2022 7:15:05 PM PDT by SlipperySlope99
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To: algore

"This won't hurt a bit!"

34 posted on 09/16/2022 7:15:14 PM PDT by Eccl 10:2 (Prov 3:5 --- "Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and lean not on your own understanding")
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To: algore

Grindr


35 posted on 09/16/2022 7:15:59 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (Please Pray For My Brother Ken.)
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To: algore
Everything below the waist is kaput.


36 posted on 09/16/2022 7:16:39 PM PDT by crusty old prospector
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To: Clay Moore

Depending on the circumstances, I wouldn’t look forward to trying it. I have a lot of respect for your apparently steady hand if you successfully did it.


37 posted on 09/16/2022 7:16:52 PM PDT by rlmorel (Nolnah's Razor: Never attribute to incompetence that which is adequately explained by malice.)
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To: algore

“Oh you’ll talk, Mr. Bond...”


38 posted on 09/16/2022 7:18:05 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (Please Pray For My Brother Ken.)
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To: algore

After the penis ring was removed, the Transportation Secretary had to get back to work on the rail strike, lactation training, and other pressing affairs of state.


39 posted on 09/16/2022 7:21:08 PM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: algore

Lorena Bobbitt had a much faster method. (she became a public figure after she sliced off her husband’s penis in 1993).


40 posted on 09/16/2022 7:22:14 PM PDT by entropy12 (Trump & MAGA are the only road to kep USA viable.s)
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