Yeah, I had some problems with the way Buddy Ryan ran that 46 Bears defense back in the 80s ... he should have positioned Singletary a step or two closer. The Kama Sutra should include a stretching guide to warm up and avoid muscular strains and joint injuries. Bell should have thought about a Caller ID feature right from the beginning. God was overly florid in the ten commandments ... better "Don't kill. Don't lie. Don't worship goats, trees or weather conditions. Don't mess with married women." Cavemen should have made fire a tad bit cooler. Michaelangelo should have used a more vibrant blue on the rapture background on panel 932-W on the Sistene ceiling. Greg LaMond has some fundamental pedaling weaknesses in his weight distribution that I can't let go. I just don't agree with the way Tiger Woods managed the shape of his 7 iron onto the 16th hole at Bay Hill last week. Could have been a 2 foot put, instead he settled for 5. Michael Jordan was using his left foot too often when dunking over right handed 7 foot centers. Wayne Gretzky held the puck too long on a 2 on 1 break with Jarri Kurri in a game against the Winnepeg Jets back in 1985. Stevie Ray Vaughn should have used a bend instead of tremolo in the eighth stanza of a "Sky is Crying" solo I saw at Northrop Auditorium in 1986. Sir Edmund Hillary should have arrived at the Everest Peak 15 minutes earlier than he did ... if he'd chosen the South side of that ice crevasse he scaled five hours earlier. Cale Samuelson's collegiate undefeated streak didn't have as many First Period pinfalls as I'd like. I wish Salma Hayek would do something new with her hair. Adrienne Barbeau's breasts were a little too big.
Everybody is a critic.