Pagan band demands "quiet area for fornication"

Ananova ^ | June 20, 2003

[youngjim]

What you don't realize is how moronic you sound. The concept of original sin is debatable, except for religious zealots.

Hmmm guess I kind of answered my own question there.

[Dataman]

Young(and naive)jim: This pietous claptrap

PIEtous?

What is pietous?

[Dead Corpse]

I'm 5'10", 260lbs.... I think I could manage. ;-)

[msdrby]

A Viking kitty funeral. Interesting.

[Dataman]

Why? Lose you Bible?

Lose you grammar?

[youngjim]

Touche, Dataman

Still if Candia were available, I'd fornicate quietly with her. Or loudly if she was into it.

[Dead Corpse]

Pietous, a small obscure sect devoted to circular reasoning and self-flagelation.

Either that or an unintentional mis-spelling of the word "piteous".

Since I made the first one up, I'm betting on the second one....

[Dead Corpse]

Lose you grammar?

Nope. Just need a new keyboard. I've got one on order, but it hasn't come in yet.

What's your excuse?

[wimpycat]

What is pietous?

Pietous: marked by or showing reverence for pies and devotion to dessert

[wimpycat]

A Viking kitty funeral. Interesting.

Heyyyyy....I never made the connection.

[Dead Corpse]

OK. Fine.... I like your definition better than mine. Are you happy now? :-)

[wimpycat]

I didn't see yours until now. Actually, yours is funnier.

[Centurion2000]

"fornicatorium"

What the heck is the matter with the english pukes ? They can't improvise ? Hell Bill Clinton had his "fornicatorium" as an El Camino with freakin astroturf.

A pickup truck with some curtains .... instant "fornicatorium"

bunch of nancy boys / pikers

[CyberCowboy777]

remember, when Sarai couldn't conceive she gave Abraham her nursemaid as a concubine. Sex = life

LOL I have never seen this simple story so distorted to make some childish point.

[youngjim]

Dear Ann Coulter,

You are the ultimate vision of beauty. I am dedicating my bedroom to you in the wholly unlikely possibility that you and I will dedicate it together some day.

Thus the Ann Coulter Fornicatorium is born!

[CyberCowboy777]

forgiveness does not invalidate the rules G_d has clearly set for salvation.

I could care less what some unwashed drugged out freaks do. They are responsible for their own souls.

I do care when a clear Biblical story of sin and selfishness is distorted or when the 'everyone is a sinner' card is played. Jesus told Mary Magdalene to go a sin no more, so that she might be truly saved.

[Dead Corpse]

Who was Jesus married to?

[CyberCowboy777]

G_d commanded the destruction of Jericho.

That is not some pass for individuals to go about destroying cities.

Your logic is weak and you Biblical understanding is laughable.

[Dead Corpse]

In Mark 9:5 Peter *said to Jesus, "Rabbi, it is good for us to be here; let us make three tabernacles, one for You, and one for Moses, and one for Elijah.". Under Talmudic Law, you had to be married to be a Rabbi during the time Jesus supposedly lived.

So answer my question, Who was Jesus Married To....

[youngjim]

you religious morons might READ the Bible before you make your silly statements


1 Now Sarai, Abram's wife, bare him no children: and she had a handmaid, an Egyptian, whose name was Hagar.

2 And Sarai said unto Abram, Behold now, the LORD hath restrained me from bearing: I pray thee, go in unto my maid; it may be that I may obtain children by her. And Abram hearkened to the voice of Sarai.

3 And Sarai, Abram's wife, took Hagar her maid the Egyptian, after Abram had dwelt ten years in the land of Canaan, and gave her to her husband Abram to be his wife.

4 And he went in unto Hagar, and she conceived: and when she saw that she had conceived, her mistress was despised in her eyes.

5 And Sarai said unto Abram, My wrong be upon thee: I have given my maid into thy bosom; and when she saw that she had conceived, I was despised in her eyes: the LORD judge between me and thee.

6 But Abram said unto Sarai, Behold, thy maid is in thy hand; do to her as it pleaseth thee. And when Sarai dealt hardly with her, she fled from her face.

quite a sinner that Abram. fornicate with the maid then kick her out of the tribe.