I can't tell you how badly I didn't need to know that. I've gone out of my way to not read a single thread about Kobe, because I don't care. His situation is gossip, not news. The last thing I wan't to have to look at when I check on Latest Messages is ANAL sex. There are a lot better websites out there for that, there are no better websites out there for actual news.
I'm not trying to be a prude here, but for crying out loud, have a little decorum when you post a title.