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| 08/18/04
| flamingyouth (at DU)
Posted on 08/18/2004 5:00:13 PM PDT by dubyas_vision
The DU-ers are currently discussing the dumbest ways they've every physically hurt themselves.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1556233
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My personal favorite:
. . .I was walking down the street, thinking, and broke my foot in three places.
To: dubyas_vision
I give this thread 5 seconds
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posted on
08/18/2004 5:00:35 PM PDT
by
Guillermo
(It's the 99% of Mohammedans that make the other 1% look bad.)
To: dubyas_vision
3
posted on
08/18/2004 5:01:57 PM PDT
by
TBarnett34
(CA Dems: "Ohmigawd! We are soooo not girly!")
To: Guillermo
4
posted on
08/18/2004 5:04:09 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(The obvious is always new to somebody.)
To: dubyas_vision
Oh well. Mine involves a big flatbed paper cutter left on the floor in a darkened room in which my telephone was ringing. I was wearing socks. The sock covering my pinky toe on my right foot instantly went from white to red. I stood there like a stork, on one foot, for a full five minutes, and I didn't utter a single word.
When I finally got to where I could look at it, I gingerly peeled off the (then soaking) sock, pushed the nail back down, cleaned the wound, and taped the front of my split pinky toe back together.
That's my story. Bon Apetit.
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posted on
08/18/2004 5:07:34 PM PDT
by
Riley
(Need an experienced computer tech in the DC Metro area? I'm looking. Freepmail for details.)
To: Riley
I sliced off the side of my middle finger with one of these
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posted on
08/18/2004 5:10:00 PM PDT
by
EllaMinnow
(swimming through the blogosphere)
To: Riley
Golly. This just gets better and better. (Yawn...)
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posted on
08/18/2004 5:10:17 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(The obvious is always new to somebody.)
To: dubyas_vision
DU doesn't need free advertising on FR.
8
posted on
08/18/2004 5:10:56 PM PDT
by
JennysCool
(The Clinton Legacy: Sandy Berger's Pants)
To: EllaMinnow
Hey. That beats my daughter slicing off the tip of her pinky with a broken glass when she was washing dishes...You have MY vote...
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posted on
08/18/2004 5:12:05 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(The obvious is always new to somebody.)
To: Monkey Face
My dog did me one better. He sliced his tongue in half trying to drink rainwater out of a broken bottle.
I had the pleasure of holding his head while the vet sewed it back together.
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posted on
08/18/2004 5:13:46 PM PDT
by
EllaMinnow
(swimming through the blogosphere)
To: EllaMinnow
Was you using it to cut out a quilt, or to slice Pizza?
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posted on
08/18/2004 5:16:11 PM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(3 scratches-3 bandaids-3 purple hearts-bronze star-silver star out in 4 months-Swifty Gonzalez?)
To: Monkey Face
Yeah I know, but there's something about the presence of a link to DU that makes me want to post something disgusting and gross.
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posted on
08/18/2004 5:16:38 PM PDT
by
Riley
(Need an experienced computer tech in the DC Metro area? I'm looking. Freepmail for details.)
To: Riley
Oooohhhhhhh! Hold me back!
13
posted on
08/18/2004 5:19:41 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(The obvious is always new to somebody.)
To: dubyas_vision
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posted on
08/18/2004 5:21:13 PM PDT
by
Trillian
To: EllaMinnow
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posted on
08/18/2004 5:23:08 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(The obvious is always new to somebody.)
To: dubyas_vision
This is an all time classic DU post, from the 2002 Election:
Coventina (181 posts)
Nov-06-02, 02:09 AM (ET)
I really need a karmic hug
Does anyone else?
Please tell me that no matter wha-- we still love each other---the way
the freepers never can/will.
Oh please sweet Jesus please say we do. I am hurting so bad. I know I'll
be better once I sober up but goddess, I really believed we'd do better
than this.
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posted on
08/18/2004 5:23:14 PM PDT
by
Mark
(Treason doth never prosper, for if it prosper, NONE DARE CALL IT TREASON.)
To: Mark
Please tell me that no matter wha-- we still love each other---the way the freepers never can/will.So they're having orgies? Somehow, I don't feel I'm missing out. I prefer my women to have less leg hair than me anyway.
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posted on
08/18/2004 5:25:49 PM PDT
by
Dont Mention the War
(we use the ¡°ml maximize¡± command in Stata to obtain estimates of each aj , bj, and cm.)
To: F.J. Mitchell
Cut a quilt. I used to be a productive person, before FR.
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posted on
08/18/2004 5:30:34 PM PDT
by
EllaMinnow
(swimming through the blogosphere)
To: EllaMinnow
My wife quilts, but I can't get her to come near this computer. Maybe she's got a point-I was once more productive as well.
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posted on
08/18/2004 5:48:27 PM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(3 scratches-3 bandaids-3 purple hearts-bronze star-silver star out in 4 months-Swifty Gonzalez?)
To: Dont Mention the War
Ah...I can relate to that...
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posted on
08/18/2004 6:08:04 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(The obvious is always new to somebody.)
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