Posted on 09/29/2004 4:29:49 PM PDT by huac
In the spirit of fairness and accuracy, when referring to Mr. Rather or CBS, please append references with the appropriate symbols. Henceforth, CBS will be referred to as "(D)CBS.." ((D) for Democrat). When referring to Mr. Rather, please be sure to always include the honorary phrase "well-known Democratic operative". For example, " Well-known Democratic operative Dan Rather has memos regarding W's weather machine which is responsible for the spate of FL hurricanes...". Dan has toiled long and selflessly for the loony Left and has paid a heavy price. Kidnapped by Chicago taxi drivers, beaten by street tuffs demanding the frequency, Dan has endured much abuse from the long reach of the VRWC. It's about time that you bastards in pajamas give him his due. Remember Instpundit (Glenn), LGF (Charles), Bleat (James), Powerline (we have your names and pictures!) we know where you live! (Well, maybe not exactly, but we know the states or general region and we have figured out your first names, so you better comply or we'll... I don't know, do something Lefty, like regulate you or pass a law banning something you care about or tax something or.. maybe join an international coalition which is either for or against something, yeah, that's right...or... march with signs, with the chanting and you know... ah, let me get back to you).
I think sh**head is much more succinct.
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