"I don't know how to operate a gun. I've never had any military training. I don't even know how to throw a punch. I failed gym. I duck and cover when threatened with violence. I've said before that I could never join the military because I would totally start crying and wuss out and be the worst soldier ever,"
Reminds me of the movie True Lies, where Arhnold and Tom Arnold have the Bill Paxon's character on the top of the dam. Paxon starts spewing about being worthless and pathetic.
We just finished watching True Lies...;-D
And you are exactly right.