DUmmie FUnnies 11-30-04 ("Anyone else disappointed by Michael Moore on Leno tonight?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 30, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[oh8eleven]

They cheated. Whether anyone can "prove" they cheated or not is irrelevant, we know they cheated.
Who needs proof? It's the seriousness of the charge that counts!

No worrying about the reputation of the party or the image of liberals anymore.
Reputation? Image? LOL ...

[cripplecreek]

"As to "Bush got more votes", he may be one of those folk who are not convinced there was voter fraud, etc. He may actually feel Bush actually WAS elected by a majority -- which is JUST as scary as stealing the election."


Even scarier still is the realization that you really are a minority.

[Ditter]

MM shaved and wearing a suit? Sorry I missed Leno last night. Not really, but the scruffy beard and baseball cap is his uniform. Wonder what he was trying to say by his change of attire. No wonder the DUmmies are confused. No wait, that is redundant.

As far as the snorkeling trip for MM. That sounds perfect for him, floating like a barge. tee hee

[Rightly Biased]

Then maybe he would explode like that whale did on the streets of Bangkok earlier this year.

[Calusa]

Michael Moore decked out for a day of snorkeling? What a SEXY sight that would be!]

A word in your shell-like ear Michael : Beware Bubba the Love Sick Elephant Seal!!!

[shezza]

[SCARY! How could Moore NOT believe there was election fraud when the overwhelming body of surmise and speculation says there was?]

You are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny! Put me down for a signed copy of the DUmmie FUnnies comic collection. Could we get Michael Moore's video equipment when Bvv Harris is through with it to make a documentary of the DUmmie meltdown? Talk about a blockbuster at the box office!!!

Hang on...maybe that's why MM is dressing the part of Rich Republican. He's a capitalist who has simply utilized supply and demand (DUmmie paranoia) to create a fortune for himself. Started a small business, raised venture capital, and hired lots of little film crew worker bees with accompanying salaries and benefits. Acted the part of DUmmie advocate to get more sales and generate more DUmmie interest. Tailored his product to a large audience for maximum profiteering, marketed the heck out of his ideas, laughed all the way to the bank. Capitalism at its finest. Now if I could only think of a way to capitalize on the DUmmie misery/delusion, I could be a millionaire too! (think-think-think-think) Say, Bvv, are you through with that camera yet?

[Mr. Jeeves]

I don't think he's taken a day off in the last three years, certainly not since the election. I wish he'd take my advice and just go snorkelling in Hawaii for a few weeks.

The resulting rise in local sea levels would inundate Waikiki Beach. ;)

[Chad Fairbanks]

I don't think he's taken a day off in the last three years, certainly not since the election. I wish he'd take my advice and just go snorkelling in Hawaii for a few weeks.

Snorkeling? Michael Moore? Bwaaahahahahahaha. He's like a Senior Chief/Master Diver we had on my ship in the Navy - practically had to tie a submarine to the guy's back to keep him underwater LOL

[PJ-Comix]

Say, Bvv, are you through with that camera yet?

Speaking of BBV and Bev Harris...I've noticed a BIG dropoff in interest in Bev on the DUmmie Forum lately. Also I notice that Randi Rhodes hasn't been shilling for Bev any more. Maybe we did the DUmmies a favor by exposing what a con artist Bev Harris is right here on the DUmmie FUnnies. Oh, and check out Bev's BlackBogVoting.Org website. NO updates for a week. She promised a HUGE announcement for last Tuesday and it turned out to be a BIG FIZZLE when the announcement turned out to be nothing more than mentioning a lawsuit in Volusia County.

Oh, and anybody know the status of Bev's 501c(3) "Non-profit" organization filing since it turns out she was collecting money in order to film a "Vote Fraud" documentary that she planned to market for Buku Bucks?

[Mr. Silverback]

Jabba the Shmuck accepts the fact that Bush (GASP! SHOCK!) actually won the election.

When you're more conspiracy-minded than Michael Moore, you are really, really 100% authentic wacko. Of course, he also used to think Osama was innocent until proven guilty, until he realized that his movie would be more effective if he pretended that Bush would have to be the world's biggest idiot to not know Osama was planning something. He might see him change his mind and make a movie about vote fraud.

Anyone else disappointed by Michael Moore on Leno tonight? He seems really 'off.' So far it looks like he's missed a real opportunity to throw some good hits at bush and it feels really awkward. Really disappointing.

Being immensely overweight causes fatigue. Maybe he was too tired to slam Bush, or maybe he was digesting a large meal. Snakes are sluggish while digesting large prey, after all.

Death threats. That's all I can think of.

What if this were true? Wouldn't it just prove that Mr. Brave revolutionist film maker is just a big fat weasel after all, a purveyor of the fiction that he cares about America? If the things Michael Moore says about the President were true, I'd be shouting them from the rooftops and nothing, nothing would shut me up. That's patriotism.

Death threats or threats of imprisonment!

At first they threatened to napalm him, but then they realized that all that a grease fire that big would never go out, and all those fatty hydrocarbons could wreck the entire ecosystem.

Yeah * got more votes but he STOLE THEM. and not one f*ckin word from Moore. Kiss my ass MM. I tried to email him to let him know but his site doesn't seem to have a contact.

How soon they abandon their hero. Soon MM will know how Trotsky felt. Sorry, I thought better than that, not even Trotsky deserves that comparison.

[Great idea! Gain the confidence of Republicans so as to be invited into their homes…..and then RAID their refrigerators!]

ROTFLMBO!

however, it's very possible that he is simply not responding well to the devastation that accompanies the knowledge that, fraud exposure or not, Bush will maintain power at any cost.

Sure, I can see why a chance to make another $100 million bucks would depress a guy...

In the next few months we will probably see him trying different cloths style.

Oh yeah, if MM puts on a suit or two, the American electorate will suddenly fall in love with his hate-spew. Cue the violin crescendo...

Didn't he get teams of videographers to document the stealing of the 2004 election? We haven't seen ANYTHING yet.

Could that mean...GASP...that there was no election fraud? Nahhhhhh! Here's the fun part: This DUmmie believes that Dubya stole 3.5 million votes without anybody but Bev Hariis and DU noticing, but he/she/it also believes that those committing fraud would have done it in front of Moore's camera crews.

I think he's just lulling the Repukes into complacency and not making waves.

Yeah, we'd never suspect Michael Moore being a bomb-throwing dumbass. It's so out of character...

He may actually feel Bush actually WAS elected by a majority -- which is JUST as scary as stealing the election.

Wow, the American people didn't believe the President of the United states is reincarnated Hitler with a 90 IQ...how scary...

The mob at the RNC who stood up and chanted at him, "four more years" after John Mc Cain's "disingenuous filmaker" comment. The hate was palpable.

Soooo...hate the Swiftees for "besmirching" John Kerry's name: Good. Chant "Four more years" in response to a hate-film that amounts to sedition: Evil. Got ya.

It was freaky and I can only imagine MM has nightmares about that now.

Not even MM is that much of a girlieman!

[Yes. Moore sobbed fearful tears into his stack of pizzas.]

ROTFLMBO!

I don't think he's taken a day off in the last three years, certainly not since the election.

Yeah, I'm sure he's the hardest working man in show business.

I wish he'd take my advice and just go snorkelling in Hawaii for a few weeks.

I'm sure he considers you a close personal friend. BWAHAHAHAHA!!

Democrats played by the rules, straight up, and people poured everything they had into this. They cheated. Whether anyone can "prove" they cheated or not is irrelevant, we know they cheated.

And don't forget, libs are so much more logical than Bible-thumping Red State types who expect assertions to be backed up with evidence. To finish up, I'd like to introduce James T. Kirk:

"Hey Dummies, I'm laughing at the superior intellect. Savvik would be too, but you know how Vulcan chicks are."

[Mr. Silverback]

How come all I can think of is the image of a Japanese Whaling boat pulling up Michael Moore in a net?

ROTFLMBO!

[Mr. Silverback]

"I'm dead sexy! Get in my belly!"

He says that to every stack of pizzas...

[Mr. Silverback]

How could Moore NOT believe there was election fraud when the overwhelming body of surmise and speculation says there was?

Yeah...I must have missed that...the only overwhelming body I'm aware of is Moore's body overwhelming the gravoity of planet Earth and creating it's own separate gravity well. Not because he's fat, but because there's a black hole where his soul should be.

[Mr. Silverback]

No worrying about the reputation of the party or the image of liberals anymore.

Yeah, that whole "Heather has two Mommies," the President is HitlerChimp and we're all slaves to corporations thing went off really well...

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #376.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Is that's what is causing the giant sucking sound I hear?

[RottiBiz]

Their posts may be funny, but your comments are hilarious!

[groanup]

"They cheated. Whether anyone can "prove" they cheated or not is irrelevant, we know they cheated."

Oh what an example of the liberal mind. WE DON'T NEED PROOF, WE JUST KNOW.

[PJ-Comix]

Their posts may be funny, but your comments are hilarious!

I sort of like to think of myself as the Tom Servo of the Web World.

[beckysueb]

Ever notice everything to the DUmmies has to be a conspiracy. They always think their side is trying to sneak in the back door and yell SURPRISE at the last moment. And everything is all about appearance, not substance. And the people at the convention were a mob but Saddam's men are freedom fighters. They have such twisted minds that it scares the s--- out of me that someone like that may actually get elected someday.