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Britain Revokes US Independence - Way Too Funny
Jim Carruther's Resonation Blog ^ | 11/6/2004 | "mose"

Posted on 12/17/2004 3:00:14 PM PST by dr_pat

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My apologies if this is a repeat - all my searches are failed to find it!
1 posted on 12/17/2004 3:00:16 PM PST by dr_pat
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To: dr_pat

Piss off, you bloody wanker!


2 posted on 12/17/2004 3:01:50 PM PST by sauropod (Hitlary: "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.")
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To: dr_pat

it would be better if the US colonized Britain :) and maybe the Netherlands too, we could sure use a dose of liberty to counter the illness of subsidized socialism.


3 posted on 12/17/2004 3:02:11 PM PST by William of Orange (Can anyone help me with HTML tags? Private mail me! Thanx :-)
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To: dr_pat

LOL


4 posted on 12/17/2004 3:03:08 PM PST by cyborg (http://www.zimbabwesituation.com/flamelily.html)
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To: dr_pat
for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders

We're aware it exists. We just aren't aware it's worth notice.

5 posted on 12/17/2004 3:07:19 PM PST by atomicpossum (I am the Cat that walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.)
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This is FOUR YEARS OLD!!!

Hey, just in...the Year 2000 emailed me and they want their joke back!!!


6 posted on 12/17/2004 3:07:19 PM PST by PeterFinn (The NAACP can have a recount of the Ohio vote if I can have a recount of the Million Man March.)
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To: dr_pat
My apologies if this is a repeat - all my searches are failed to find it!\

You shoulda looked December 2000

(But Still funny)

7 posted on 12/17/2004 3:21:40 PM PST by Oztrich Boy (Never Apolgise. Never Explain)
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Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).

Well...O.K....being from the British Isles, they should know what a ghillie suit is. Since they've forgotten what "private firearms ownership is, Cousin IT will reaquaint them....from at least 900 yards. :-)


8 posted on 12/17/2004 3:23:23 PM PST by hiredhand ( "Pudge the Indestructible Kitty" lives at - http://www.justonemorefarm.com)
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To: dr_pat

When they can pry my cold, dead, fingers off it, they can have my "nearly frozen gnat-piss."

And as for the letters: screw yo.


9 posted on 12/17/2004 3:24:02 PM PST by papertyger
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To: sauropod
Piss off, you bloody wanker!

No...no...no...

The proper response is....

Bugger off you ignorant git! :-)
10 posted on 12/17/2004 3:25:56 PM PST by hiredhand ( "Pudge the Indestructible Kitty" lives at - http://www.justonemorefarm.com)
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To: dr_pat; BritishBulldog
What drives me crazy is to hear to my ancestral kinsmen saying, "Shed-dule". It's "Sked-dule", dang you! Can't you speak English?:)
11 posted on 12/17/2004 3:30:45 PM PST by xJones
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To: dr_pat

I think this article deserves that Clint Eastwood picture are saying, does anyone have that picture and immortal words of Clint Eastwood ?


12 posted on 12/17/2004 3:52:15 PM PST by Prophet in the wilderness (PSALM 53 : 1 The ( FOOL ) hath said in his heart , There is no GOD .)
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How can they revoke something that they never gave us in the first place ? we won our freedom and Independence from Jolly old England, we wiped the snot out of them not once, but two times in 2 wars.
Remember buddy ? The Brits " SURRENDERED " at YORKTOWN , does that ring a bell ? YORKTOWN ???????
Then ? we saved your butts not once, but, twice in 2 world wars.
13 posted on 12/17/2004 4:00:55 PM PST by Prophet in the wilderness (PSALM 53 : 1 The ( FOOL ) hath said in his heart , There is no GOD .)
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What about the weapons, and ships, and those men of ours that died in 2 world wars to save your butts ? I think, just like the civil war issue and reparations, " ALL DEBTS HAVE BEEN PAID IN FULL " .
14 posted on 12/17/2004 4:08:16 PM PST by Prophet in the wilderness (PSALM 53 : 1 The ( FOOL ) hath said in his heart , There is no GOD .)
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4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast English actors to play English characters.

Back off, or Keanu Reeves is the next James Bond. It'll hurt you more than it'll hurt us.

15 posted on 12/17/2004 4:26:13 PM PST by wizardoz
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To: Prophet in the wilderness
I AGREE with you. I'm just saying....if this weren't a humorous jab at us, then so be it. We'll do what we've done so many time before.
16 posted on 12/17/2004 4:37:15 PM PST by hiredhand ( "Pudge the Indestructible Kitty" lives at - http://www.justonemorefarm.com)
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To: dr_pat

It may be a repeat but some things need to go around again.

Thanks!


17 posted on 12/17/2004 5:03:21 PM PST by Recall
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To: hiredhand
your right, but, we should not give this bozo any credence
18 posted on 12/17/2004 5:12:55 PM PST by Prophet in the wilderness (PSALM 53 : 1 The ( FOOL ) hath said in his heart , There is no GOD .)
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To: sauropod
Piss off, you bloody wanker!

Yeah! That's the spirit! LOL
19 posted on 12/17/2004 5:26:06 PM PST by dr_pat (Where my vote? Prove my vote count! Me difrenchantized in California!)
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To: William of Orange
...better if the US colonized Britain :) and maybe the Netherlands too, we could sure use a dose of liberty to counter the illness of subsidized socialism

And what about Canada?
20 posted on 12/17/2004 5:29:11 PM PST by dr_pat (Where my vote? Prove my vote count! Me difrenchantized in California!)
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