DUmmie FUnnies 12-28-04 PM Edition ("Forget Kerry... He's forgotten us- RANT")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 28, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

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[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[fastattacksailor]

"Because he is busy snuggling up with Teresa, his Love Bunny."


Oh man, does that conjure up a visual!

In the words of my 6 year old niece:

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!


Seriously, PJ, VERY well done--again!

[netmilsmom]

I'm praying that you get this book off the ground.
I would love to see it.

[rdb3]

[Maxine Waters---Rumored to have cracked a smile in 1974.]

And has looked like she smells a pungent, perpetual fart ever since.

[Petronski]

Hold your horses It just could be that Kerry is waiting for positive fraud proof before going forward, collecting evidence quietly. This is the best way to do it otherwise the media would distort and destroy it. This is the same method any good lawyer or prosecutor uses. How would Kerry look to the majority of Americans if he was running around spouting off accusations that couldn't be proven?

Keep hope alive! BELIEVE! This lull is part of Kerry's brilliant strategy of lulling the Republicans into a false sense of security by permitting the Inauguration to go forth before asking the really hard-hitting questions.

The Truth Is Out There.

[timpad]

Someone who doesn't view everything through a PR view finder. Someone who doesn't walk away from a fight- and a necessary one at that- because they dont want to f up their chances of future presidential runs…

I'll bet if I looked through Unfit for Command by the Swiftees I could find a quote to match that, almost word for word. Now, of course the Swiftees were talking about a real fight and these hosers are just babbling about their delusions, but...

HOW DOES IT FEEL, LOSERS? THE "EVIL" SWIFT BOAT VETERANS FOR TRUTH KNEW KERRY WAS A SELF-SERVING COWARD THIRTY YEARS AGO!!!

[NRA1995]

Hope sure seems to spring eternal over there, doesn't it?

[Darkwolf377]

You find it in every one of these articles you post: The point where the DUmmies are disappominted because they FELT Kerry won. No facts, just...they FELT it.

Does it occur to any of them that Kerry maybe, just maybe, is smarter about the situation than they? That just maybe he knows that he didn't win?

Also, it's funny to see how betrayed they feel when all along they've known Kerry pocketed so much cash for next time. I mean, this guy could have won it all if he just sunk some of that $15 mil into Ohio. (Of course, then the DUmmies would say he's not the real winner because he didn't win the popular vote...right? Suuuuure. That's DUmmie integrity for ya.)

P.S. If you want an agent, you gotta work up a proposal and query letters. They ain't comin' to you--and you may have trouble getting an agent with material that's mostly other people's comments on a website. I am really enjoying your posts, though, so thanks.

[cripplecreek]

"Because he is busy snuggling up with Teresa, his Love Bunny."


"Oh man, does that conjure up a visual!"


Almost conjured up a bit of vomit as well.

[carlr]

Brings a smile to my face watching them admit to what Kerry is and what we have known all along.

I sure hope they follow through on their threat to vote green,etc or not at all but I suppose they won`t.

[whereasandsoforth]

"OH, I Do believe in election fraud! I do! I do! I do!...but Kerry doesn't, so Kerry is SLIME!! I can't think about election fraud existing only in the twiddled minds of DUer's! I can't! I can't! I can't! Kerry is SLIME!"

-a preview of tomorrow's FUnnies.

[b4its2late]

[Hillary?]

[bitt]

'Maybe Kerry should have surrounded the state of Ohio with a yellow police tape. Or is that Chrysto’s shtick?'

good one! Long ago, you told us you were encouraged by a movie theater manager to shout out your fresh retorts during the movies...did you get free popcorn, at least?

[shezza]

Fool me once.....

And once again, and one more time, and yet again, and once more, and another once, and one more time, and once again, and once more...but ya won't fool him twice, by golly.

I still have some hope left in me ....

And that's what keeps the FU in DUFU.

It's almost as if Kerry is just doing enough to make those of us who feel there were legitimate result-changing problems think he's actually doing something when, in reality, there isn't a whole lot you can point to that shows Kerry is helping our cause.

Nooooooooo! Don't start being rational! It's your neverending delusion and utterly nonsensical belief in the Pied Piper Pitt that create such merriment and mirth on this side of the aisle!

[notpoliticallycorewrecked]

I hope someone with genuine integrity, conviction, spunk, maturity and common sense runs in 2008. Someone who isn't soley interested in being big man on campus. Someone who doesn't view everything through a PR view finder. Someone who doesn't walk away from a fight- and a necessary one at that- because they dont want to f up their chances of future presidential runs…

ROFLOL If they would just take a look around this person is describing Bush.

[kingu]

The following continues to drive me stark raving mad: Since 85% of the DUmmies can easily provide testimony on how they voted twice or know someone who voted twice, why the heck do they continue to swim around trying to claim that Bush committed fraud?

What? They cheated so they should have won? The self-blindness has got to be the hallmark of the DUmmies. Besides, they always tick me off - Democracy shall never be forced underground.

[Welsh Rabbit]

Weren't they supposed to hold a vigil outside Kerry's Boston home? How'd that work out? Did Lurch have his manservant release the hounds on them?

[Always Right]

I love the Dummies, they are all legal experts. A few of them have finally figured out in order to file a lawsuit based on fraud, you must actually point out what the fraud was. Many of them are scratching their heads wondering why Kerry hasn't been declared President yet, afterall they filed a lawsuit.

[Always Right]

[Because he is busy snuggling up with Teresa, his Love Bunny.]