DUmmie FUnnies 02-21-05 ("Clueless about women, please help me out")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 21, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[rface]

pretty funny stuff (sort of...) - sounds exactly like the thread I started over at DemocraticUnderground.

Why do you keep refering to DUmmies - what is DUmmies?

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #619.

[Future Snake Eater]

[I think the date began to go downhill the moment DUmmie steve 2470 asked his date if foreplay comes before or after sex.]

"Do you know what foreplay is?"

"No."

"Good. Neither does El Guapo."

[Free and Armed]

Wow, I thought I was bad with the ladies.

[luvie]

Well, it's either that or free stuff like art museums or parks! I wouldn't go to a park with one of those perverts! At least she would stand half a chance with the little DUmmie's parents just being upstairs (probably with their ears to the basement door!)

[luvie]

...a temporary lowering of standards can get you DUmmie Faye. Email if you want the pics!

EEEEEUUUUWWW! Just the thought.....!

[cripplecreek]

"Wow, I thought I was bad with the ladies."


Stop carrying your gun in your front pants pocket.

[kizzdogg]

this gives me hope. I haven't had a second date for over 8 years.

LMAO! This is too good.

[PJ-Comix]

You're on that DUmmieland thread now, sir. Right this minute, the DUmmies are discussing you and the DUmmie FUnnies.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You are correct. And I note that post was made very soon after this edition went up so this is a good clue that the DUmmies monitor the DUFUs very carefully. Anyway, here is their posting comment about THIS DUFU edition:

Those mean and evil folk over there in Satan's Hall are making fun of you:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1348225/posts

I don't want to bring you down, but you should know when people are ridiculing you in public.

[gidget7]

ummmmmmm DUmmie Steve 2470.........She's just not that into you!! ROFL

[freedumb2003]

What's the thread link?

Those "them looking at us looking at them" threads are hilarious.

[franksolich]

Yeah, but alas once that post came up, the DUmmies shut up.

I wish they would've kept Ann Landersing our pal "Steve."

[luvie]

you should know when people are ridiculing you in public.....and having loads of fun and hilarity doing it! So, just keep talking!

[franksolich]

P.J.'s original link at the beginning of this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies takes you right there.

Hi, "Faye"! Hi, "Andy Stephenson"!

[doug from upland]

You're getting old, DUmmy. Don't waste any time. It is time to use a Clinton trick. Get her in a room, push her up against a wall, grab her breast and say you've always wanted to do that, then put her hand on you e***t p***s. If she doesn't run away screaming and appear on 60 MINUTES, you've got it made.

[feefee]

So, the ants are yet again looking up from inside the ant farm at the individual looking down at them?

[Deetes]

DUmmie and DUmmieeerrer !

[SaveTheChief]

It is a DUmmie in his 30s who still hasn’t got a clue how to act around women because he just went on his FIRST DATE

Hey PJ - What did I miss?

I read "first date" as "my first date with this woman". I didn't get the impression that it was his first date ever.

What a peculiar DUmmie thread this is. Does a "Women (or men) for Dummies" book exist? There's a million dollar idea right there.

[PJ-Comix]

I still think some TV reality show needs to contact DUmmie Steve 2470 to put hidden cameras on him for his date. Problem is he WON'T be getting that second date. Too bad no cameras on that first (and only) date.

[Bones75]

Aw c'mon man.. you guys are mean.

Pickin' on this poor dude trying to score a date. Yeah they're mixed up over there, but I feel kinda bad for this dude. Can't we just let the dude try to get to 3rd base in peace.

Yeah I know, I know... I chuckled over it too... and yeah, okay it's funny...and DUmmie FUnnies rule, but this isn't my favorite episode.

just sayin'...

Bones

PS: Welsh Rabbit (quote) "You stud, you. She actually hugged you without you begging... And if she didn't have herpes..."

BWAAHAHAHAHA!!