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DUmmie FUnnies 02-21-05 ("Clueless about women, please help me out")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 21, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/21/2005 5:09:39 PM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: SaveTheChief

It sounded like his first date ever. In any event, DUmmie steve2470 sounds completely CLUELESS about women as he admitted. He can't even recognize that his date doesn't want to go out with him again.


61 posted on 02/21/2005 6:04:52 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
and told me she would kiss me except she had a cold sore on her mouth.


62 posted on 02/21/2005 6:05:55 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
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To: gidget7
ummmmmmm DUmmie Steve 2470.........She's just not that into you!! ROFL

You said it giget7. LMAO!

63 posted on 02/21/2005 6:07:15 PM PST by NeoCaveman (http://route-82.blogspot.com)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

She shore does have a purdy mouth.


64 posted on 02/21/2005 6:08:54 PM PST by cripplecreek (The crippled stool is the cadillac of poopin stools.)
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To: PJ-Comix

well, the way everyone is telling him to call call again (continue calling until she finally picks up, be a man), those tv cameras may very well belong to video crew of 'COPS'.


65 posted on 02/21/2005 6:09:17 PM PST by feefee
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To: dubyaismypresident

hehehe he needs that guy to tell him that. I love listening to that guy who wrote the Book, it's so simple!!!!


66 posted on 02/21/2005 6:09:36 PM PST by gidget7
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To: PJ-Comix

seeing as you are a satan worshipper,

oh my by far a pants wetter. how in the world did this guys mom let him out of the basement.
and the other DUmmies giving advice to him is just as funny.
this my be my favorite thread yet.
thanks PJ!


67 posted on 02/21/2005 6:09:43 PM PST by 537cant be wrong (no kittie! thats my pot pie!)
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To: PJ-Comix
I dunno. Women can be very confusing but anything is possible. Three hours for dinner and nothing else does sound a little like a brush off to me though.

What I find creepy is this guy is asking the brains at DU (of all places) what to do. Given what we have read there in the past, I don't think it is wise for anyone to be asking the mentally, emotionally, and psychologically unstable for relationship advice. But maybe if she shoots him down he can get Bev Harris to look into it for him.

68 posted on 02/21/2005 6:11:00 PM PST by SaveTheChief (There are 10 types of people -- those who understand binary, and those who don't.)
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To: infidel29

oh my, that is so funny.
i really can't stop laughing at this entire thread.
by the way, that must have been helen thomas' 1st date also.
nice picture of her.


69 posted on 02/21/2005 6:13:08 PM PST by 537cant be wrong (no kittie! thats my pot pie!)
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To: gidget7
hehehe he needs that guy to tell him that. I love listening to that guy who wrote the Book, it's so simple!!!!

Does he have a men's version :D

70 posted on 02/21/2005 6:13:41 PM PST by NeoCaveman (http://route-82.blogspot.com)
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To: SaveTheChief

I am thinking this DUmmie could end up as a stalker. It will probably drive him nuts when he finds out that his Dream Date is going out with somebody else. It will really send him over the edge if he finds out his new rival is a ....FREEPER!


71 posted on 02/21/2005 6:14:58 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: dubyaismypresident

""Does he have a men's version :D""



Actually what he wrote was "He's just not that into you" But it works both ways. There was a girl who came on one of the talk shows with him, that said she had done a version for men, but I don't know her name or the title of the book.


72 posted on 02/21/2005 6:15:59 PM PST by gidget7
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To: PJ-Comix

" LOL well....maybe. I was pretty clear, in a pleasant way, about who I am. I think she's too smart to try the conversion thing. Hell, at this point, I'm just worried about the 2nd date LOL We have so much in common. We'd be a great couple, as long as religion, etc. didn't get in the way."

DUh, steve2470 ... she's a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!


73 posted on 02/21/2005 6:20:04 PM PST by maggief
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74 posted on 02/21/2005 6:24:06 PM PST by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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To: speed_addiction

Mamma says that girls are the devil.


75 posted on 02/21/2005 6:29:10 PM PST by cripplecreek (The crippled stool is the cadillac of poopin stools.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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1. Thank's for all the great advice, my fellow DUmmies


We're getting hitched!"

 
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76 posted on 02/21/2005 6:32:49 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: SaveTheChief

That is the way I read it, too.

As a woman who used to date a lot before meeting my soul mate....he doesn't have a chance with this woman.

First Clue: 15 years & no previous hook ups. Unless she was married for 14 years....he will only be "just a friend".

Second Clue: You took different cars to the date. That was on purpose because she doesn't trust you enough to drive her.

Third Clue: She told you she had a cold sore. Eeewwww. If she thought she was going to go further, I doubt she would have told you that nasty info. Krikey, souldn't you see the cold sore? If I had one...I sure as heck wouldn't be going on a date with someone I was hot for....


77 posted on 02/21/2005 6:33:44 PM PST by Feiny ( I own many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.)
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To: Axenolith

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #620.


78 posted on 02/21/2005 6:34:20 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: feinswinesuksass

Maybe our pal "Steve" doesn't have a car.

Maybe he had to walk to the date at the restaurant.

No slam on those who cannot afford an automobile (I am sure there are some Free Republicans on that boat), but our pal "Steve" strikes me as someone living with mama.

Mama's boy vocabulary; a lot of it, in his postings.


79 posted on 02/21/2005 6:36:20 PM PST by franksolich (look for the "made in Norway" label on the can of fish)
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To: franksolich

He has now called & left her 2 messages.....he is toast.


80 posted on 02/21/2005 6:37:12 PM PST by Feiny ( I own many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.)
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