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This is the "picture" I have of the DUmmies, when visiting DUmmieland.
One assumes DUmmies do not get out much, being glued to their chairs in a corner of a dark damp basement where their parents (in their 70s, maybe even their 80s) sequester the aged hippies and wannabe hippies, in the futile hope they might move out of the house and live on their own.
This particular DUmmie uses the slanguage of someone in his 50s, wishing to come across as "young" and "hip."
Blah, humbug.
Welcome aboard, PINGEE #617.