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I've just created my own alternate reality where Jeff Kleinman of the Graybill and English Literary Agency calls me to inform me that he just arranged a multi-million dollar book contract for my DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert). So why is my phone NOT ringing? Perhaps Jeff Kleinman prefers to e-mail me instead. Okay, Jeff, if that is the case then here is my e-mail addy: PJ-Comix

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 02/25/2005 5:50:32 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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Hey first!


2 posted on 02/25/2005 5:51:42 AM PST by imskylark
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 02/25/2005 5:52:35 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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Oh for God's sake. The President was duly elected and is now well into his 2nd term. These fools had better get used to drinking from the bitter cup of disappointment.

Regards, Ivan


4 posted on 02/25/2005 5:54:05 AM PST by MadIvan (One blog to bring them all...and in the Darkness bind them: http://www.theringwraith.com/)
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And the rats follow the pie eyed piper into the sea to drown.


5 posted on 02/25/2005 5:55:36 AM PST by cripplecreek (The crippled stool is the cadillac of poopin stools.)
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I love it when they prlong their agony. This will just increase their reliance on meds when this latest house of cards falls in on them


7 posted on 02/25/2005 5:59:30 AM PST by NELSON111
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Tell the Dems to "Get-A-Job". Here is a McDonalds application already filled out for them (courtesy of Fintan - let's give credit where credit is due).


9 posted on 02/25/2005 6:02:17 AM PST by PetroniDE (Profile of Winners: Boston Red Sox, New England Patriots, President G.W. Bush, Free Republic)
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How can you possibly remain afloat in that sea of insanity?!? You must have a steel will...
11 posted on 02/25/2005 6:03:18 AM PST by Caipirabob (Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
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WHAT -- No References about sending money? Money must be the dems problem. They have been soaked dry by the "recounts" during November-December 2004.

As the preacher at the First Coin Operated Church of Pasadena, TX once said, "If money is your problem, send me your problem".

14 posted on 02/25/2005 6:06:34 AM PST by PetroniDE (Profile of Winners: Boston Red Sox, New England Patriots, President G.W. Bush, Free Republic)
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The libs are fundraising again!! And there are plenty of government checks to collect from the DU.


15 posted on 02/25/2005 6:07:20 AM PST by roses of sharon
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Next to West Wing, the DUmmy 2004 Election Results section is my favorite Alternate Reality.

They are about to uncover the truth: Karl Rove is really an alien from Area 51.

16 posted on 02/25/2005 6:07:34 AM PST by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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I'm filing a suit tomorrow to start the recount on the 1912 Wilson-Taft-Roosevelt election. I can prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Democrat operative thugs stuffed ballot boxes in 7 states. Teddy Roosevelt won the election fiar and square!

We must right this wrong! JUSTICE! EVERY VOTE MUST COUNT!!!

17 posted on 02/25/2005 6:14:13 AM PST by An Old Marine (Freedom isn't Free)
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William Rivers Pitt has pulled out his magic flute and is fooling the DUmmies once again with his election fraud tune.

I'm starting to seriously wonder if Pitt isn't secretly on our side.

18 posted on 02/25/2005 6:16:13 AM PST by Lazamataz (Proudly Posting Without Reading the Article Since 1999!)
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I never cease to be amazed at how gullible the DUmmies are. Is Will Pitt taking up a collection to continue this "fight"?

At risk of being crass, Andy_Stephenson is collecting money for a health problem, since he's (in his words) "gainfully unemployed". I'm sorry and don't mean to be cruel, but this also smells like a scam.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3165720


19 posted on 02/25/2005 6:17:53 AM PST by Jackson57
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Very funny. Question for you, in your capacity as a DUmmie-ologist: Have they anywhere addressed the REAL investigation of REAL fraud in Milwaukee and the rest of Wisconsin (which included slashing the tires of GOP GOTV vans on the morning of election day, and thousands of "voters" registered as living on billboards, in vacant lots, etc.)? Kerry "won" that state by only a few thousand votes....


20 posted on 02/25/2005 6:18:11 AM PST by mondonico (Peace through Superior Firepower)
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I am very glad that these people our our opponents, they are incredibly dumb and insanely delusional, they cannot win any election ever again, it is just an impossibility.
23 posted on 02/25/2005 6:21:39 AM PST by jveritas
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This is just getting sad now


24 posted on 02/25/2005 6:21:40 AM PST by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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He's still on the BCCI case

Hmmmm...

In short, Kerry chased every Republican will-o'-the-wisp, but only stumbled over BCCI. And when a continued investigation treatened his own party, he began to go slow. This would explain his readiness to drop an investigation that he had originally hoped would make his name, just when it was finally on point of coming up with the goods.

But there is also evidence that the fall of BCCI would have hurt Kerry's career directly. Clark Clifford, Robert Altman, and another law partner donated $4,000 to Senator Kerry and $1,000 to Senator Pell in early 1989--long after Clifford visited Kerry as BCCI's lawyear-lobbyist, long after Kerry had heard of the secret links between Clifford and BCCI. Insight's Eric Felton makes the additional point that Senator Kerry's impropriety-- receiving a donation from someone under suspicion in his own investigating--cannot be put down to botched staff communications: Kerry met Clifford at the fundraising party Pamela Harriman threw to kick off his 1989--90 re-election campaign, so he was presumably alerted to the possibility of a contribution.

Moreover, for the 1987-88 election cycle Kerry served as Chairman of the Democratic Senational Campaign Committee (DSCC), the Senate Democrats' very own political-action committee. In that capacity, he appointed David L. Paul, the head of CenTrust, a high-flying Florida savings and loan, as head of the DSCC's Majority Trust--the private-sector "partner" who could deliver the money.

CenTrust donated hundreds of thousands of dollars to Democrats in PAC money alone. In addition, I have discovered that the "non-political" CenTrust Foundation also poured cash into Democratic coffers, including $100,000 to the now notorious (Jimmy) Carter Center (of which $50,000 came from Pharaon and was merely laundered through CenTrust) and $25,000 in 1989 to Senator Alan Cranston's Center for Participation in Democracy, also the prime beneficiary of Cranston's friendship with Charles Keating. Beginning in January 1989, CenTrust also paid $48,000 to DSCC finance chairman Steven Wilson under the heading "overcoming regulatory issues" with federal bank investigators. In January 1989, Wilson donated $1,000 to Senator Kerry.

David Paul was personally very much involved in this largesse. He threw fundraisers for the Democrats on his thrift's $67-million yacht. He gave them free rises on his corporate jet. And, in an event extraordinary even for what Democrats call the Decade of Greed, he invited Senators John Kerry and Wyche Fowler (a Georgia Democrat and another friend of CenTrust) to his December 1988 French Chefs gala dinner, for which six chefs were flows in from Paris to provide a feast costing $123,000--all expenses paid by CenTrust.

So, as a senator running for re-election, John Kerry received donations directly from Clark Clifford, who was a BCCI attorney and former chairman of a bank secretly and illegally owned by BCCI. As chairman of the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee, he raised funds in close cooperation with David Paul, whose thrift was deeply enmeshed with BCCI. As a subcommittee chairman, Kerry proved dilatory in following up indications that BCCI was an international rogue.

Senator Kerry is an extremely luckly man. If he were a Republican, all this might amount to a scandal.

National Review

26 posted on 02/25/2005 6:22:08 AM PST by ravingnutter
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My message to the DUmmies- please, please, please keep talking about this. All the time. To all your friends. The more people that see their lunacy first hand, the easier it is for our side.
Great job DUmmies! Keep belting out the Crazy all the way to the back row!


30 posted on 02/25/2005 6:25:14 AM PST by CSM43 (Spare me your sixth grade Michael Moore logic.)
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Silly Hippies, W Won! (AGAIN!!)


Someone know how to make that into a bumper sticker?


31 posted on 02/25/2005 6:25:35 AM PST by MikefromOhio (The Civil War is over, how about we quit re-fighting it?)
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I'm telling you, Bushco are NOT going to serve out their term. About 4 major psychics have said so. One in particular, I remember, said that by 2006, Bush would have NO connection with Power.


38 posted on 02/25/2005 6:34:40 AM PST by killjoy (Real Men Love Bush)
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