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I can't believe I read this whole, jingoistic piece of leftist twaddle. (Well, I have to confess that I was sort of looking for a punchline...)

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I can't believe I read this whole, jingoistic piece of leftist twaddle.

I can’t believe you read the whole thing and thought it was leftist.

The author was clearly making fun of the idea that gay marriage should even be considered a “human right” rather than a dopey political issue thrown around by the same liberals who run away from criticizing tyranny.