Okay then. I say that various states change their capital punishment system to starvation and dehydration. That way the left won't talk about how it is cruel and inhumane. The murderers and rapists can just sit in their cells and feel "euphoric."
In all seriousness, this euphoria thing is the number one most ridiculous notion that I've ever heard the left come up with -- "she didn't swallow, so it wasn't sex" doesn't even come close.